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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?


By Dooskie

3 years ago



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#161 2 years ago

Q: What black, white and red, goes up and down, but can't turn around.

A: A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.

8 months later
#321 1 year ago

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

2 weeks later
#343 1 year ago

What’s black, white and red, goes up and down, but can’t turn around?

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A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.

#345 1 year ago
Quoted from Vdrums:

Just came up with this one so don't sue me.....
A couple is lying in bed passionately kissing when the woman stops him and says "honey I've been thinking maybe you should put on protection" and the guys says "why are we talking about this right now?" She replies "Because we have to think about the future." He snaps back "Ok fine... Cliffy's or mylar?"

Make sure you give her a good waxing.

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#377 1 year ago

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end i liked it a lot.

7 months later
#456 7 months ago

Told this one to my kids and got a good laugh.

What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
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A crow with a machine gun.

5 months later
#713 58 days ago

My dad tells Greek jokes to one of his coworkers relentlessly.
He called me on the phone to tell me the latest one.
Here goes.

Q: Did you know that the Greeks invented orgies?

A: But it was the Romans that introduced women to them.

It’s a bit funnier considering my father is Italian.

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