A guy was talking to his friend and said yesterday I was walking home by the railroad tracks and there was this girl tied down Dudley doright style on the tracks so I untied her and took her home. We made wild passionate love all night. Her on top me on top, it was awesome. His friend said wow you really scored with her, what did she look like and he responded don't know never found the head.

Dudley do right was talking to his friend. Oh man I was walking down the train tracks and a beautiful woman was tied to the tracks. Being the gentleman I am I untied her and took her back to my place. We really hit it off and soon we were making love all over the house. In the kitchen, the living room, the bedroom and even in the garage. The friend said "wow, you really hit the jackpot. What does she look like". He responds "don't know never found the head".

Sorry but I'll be here all week.

What's good about your hooker dying on you?

2nd hour is free.

I said sorry.

OMG. That's so funny. Her ex husband owns a funeral home with the brothers.

Little Dudley do right called his friend and said “oh man I was walking home and saw a beautiful woman tied up on the train tracks. I untied her and took her back to my place. We made love all night. Me on top, her on top, it was great.” The friend says “damn dude you scored big time, what did she look like?” Dudley says “don’t know, never found the head.”