A company's salesperson was taking one of his clients from a rural area out for lunch.

Just after ordering a man at the next table started choking on a bite of his steak. The salesman's client yanked down the choking man's pants and underdrawers and swiftly licks the man's ass crack. The piece of steak flies out of the man's throat and he starts breathing again.

Client sits back down, nudges the salesperson with his elbow and says "That Hind-Lick Maneuver. . . works every time!"

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart because it can pass thru your clothes without leaving a mark (usually ).