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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?

By Dooskie

7 years ago


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#135 5 years ago

Any original jokes out there? Here's mine:

An Oyster and two Quahogs go into a bar. The Oyster says "A round of ale for me and the boys".
The bartender says "That'll be 2 clams".
The Oyster says "Let's go boys, I hate drinking alone".

do-do-tschh.

#142 5 years ago
Quoted from Tuna_Delight:

This one goes back to when I was a kid in Catholic school:
Q: What kind of meat do priests eat on Fridays during Lent.
A: None.

I think the punchline answer is supposed to be "Nun".

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#311 4 years ago

Ever heard of a Freudian slip?

No what's that?

I stepped up to the counter at the airport and the woman behind it was well endowed, I said 2 Pickets to Tittsburg please.

Oh yeah, I know what you mean. Last night I was at home eating dinner with my wife and I meant to say, Honey can you please pass the salt? Instead I said, marrying you ruined my life!

4 weeks later
#359 4 years ago

How about original jokes? New England style...

An oyster and 2 quohogs roll into a bar.
The bartender says "What'll ya have?"
The oyster says "A round of Sam Adams for the three of us".
The bartender says "That'll be 2 clams".
The oyster says "Let's go fellas I hate drinking alone."

do-do-tschh.

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#1211 1 year ago

When asked if he's a doddering man, President Biden said "I'm too old to have anymore children".

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