Q: What black, white and red, goes up and down, but can't turn around.

A: A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What’s black, white and red, goes up and down, but can’t turn around?

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A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.

Make sure you give her a good waxing.

I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.

It was pretty bad at first, but by the end i liked it a lot.

Told this one to my kids and got a good laugh.

What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
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A crow with a machine gun.

My dad tells Greek jokes to one of his coworkers relentlessly.
He called me on the phone to tell me the latest one.
Here goes.

Q: Did you know that the Greeks invented orgies?

A: But it was the Romans that introduced women to them.

It’s a bit funnier considering my father is Italian.

Q: Do you know why Elvis can’t drive a car?


A: Because he’s dead.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?






I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

My thirteen year old daughter asked me if I knew the difference between apples and orphans.
When I said no, she replied "apples get picked".

Now questioning if I'm a fucked up parent, or if I deserve a medal for raising a kid with a off the beaten path sick sense of humor.