Q: What black, white and red, goes up and down, but can't turn around.
A: A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.
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Q: What black, white and red, goes up and down, but can't turn around.
A: A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What’s black, white and red, goes up and down, but can’t turn around?
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A nun in an elevator with a javelin through her head.
Quoted from Vdrums:Just came up with this one so don't sue me.....
A couple is lying in bed passionately kissing when the woman stops him and says "honey I've been thinking maybe you should put on protection" and the guys says "why are we talking about this right now?" She replies "Because we have to think about the future." He snaps back "Ok fine... Cliffy's or mylar?"
Make sure you give her a good waxing.
I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome.
It was pretty bad at first, but by the end i liked it a lot.
Told this one to my kids and got a good laugh.
What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
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A crow with a machine gun.
My dad tells Greek jokes to one of his coworkers relentlessly.
He called me on the phone to tell me the latest one.
Here goes.
Q: Did you know that the Greeks invented orgies?
A: But it was the Romans that introduced women to them.
It’s a bit funnier considering my father is Italian.
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
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