There is this girl and she really likes boxing. She wants to do something to her body to show everyone how much she likes boxing. She thinks maybe a tattoo is the answer, so she goes down to the local tattoo parlor. Once inside the tattoo parlor, she starts having second thoughts. She looks at the tattoo artist and isn't sure his capabilities are good enough. The very reassuring tattoo artist tells her, "Look, let me put the tattoos on you and you can go home and show your friends and family. If they recognize the tattoos, you come back and pay me. If they don't recognize the tattoos, then they are on the house." Feeling more comfortable, she decides to have Mike Tyson put on her left thigh and George Foreman put on her right thigh.

After the tattoos are on, she goes home and shows her little sister. She lifts up her skirt and says, "Do you know who these are?" Her little sister says, "Sure, those are the boxers you like...Mike Tyson and George Foreman." Feeling relieved, she decides she will go back to the tattoo parlor the next morning and pay the tattoo artist.

Later that night, she is having more second thoughts about the quality of the tattoos. She goes over to her boyfriends house and says, "Can I show you something?" He says, "Sure." She lifts up her skirt and says, "Do you know who these are?" He says, "Sure, it's Mike Tyson and George Foreman." Feeling more confident about the quality of the tattoos, she decides she will return to the tattoo parlor in the morning and pay the tattoo artist.

In the morning, she gets dressed and heads down to the tattoo parlor. On the way there, she is thinking that her sister and boyfriend have known for a long time that she likes boxing, so to really judge the quality of the tattoos, she decides she should ask a perfect stranger. Around the corner from the tattoo parlor is an alley. Inside the alley is a bum. She walks up to the bum and says, "Excuse me sir, can I show you something?" He replies, "Yeah, yeah, what do you want to show me?" She lifts up her skirt and says, "Do you know who these are?" He replies, "I don't know about the two on the end, but the one in the middle looks like Don King!"