Why did the Turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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A guy and his wife decided one night to go to the state fair. Well as they're walking around they decide to go check out the agricultural and farming installations. Well they walk up to a barn that had the 4h stud bull winners in it and go in.
As they are looking at the ribbon winners, the wife says "oh honey look at this bull it mated once every two weeks" and rubs his elbow. They keep walking and she sees the next one and says "oh honey this bull mated once a week," and rubs her husband's arm. As they made their way down the barn the wife sees the blue ribbon winner and gets really excited. She grabs her husband by the ass and says "oh honey this bull mated once a day for a full year!"
Well the husband knowing that he should be taking the hint turns to his wife and says, "why don't you ask that bull if it was the same cow?"
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