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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?

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#1301 37 days ago

Beethoven: ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED?
Crowd: YEAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Beethoven: I can’t hear you!

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: "That's the banjo player's Porsche."

Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.

Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.

Q: How do you make musicians complain?
A: Pay them.

Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him.

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#1304 32 days ago

Why did the can crusher quit her job?
Because it was so-da pressing.

I got a job at a paperless office.
Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.

I always tell new hires:
“Don’t think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend that can fire you.“

My boss called me this morning.
Boss: Where the f*** are you? It’s 8:30 and you were supposed to start at 8.
Me: Relax, I’m in my office.
Boss: Quit the shit! I’m standing in your office.
Me: Oh, sorry mate, I forgot to tell you about my new job.

#1305 32 days ago

You know what a clean desk is a sign of?
A cluttered desk drawer.

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A CEO who was replaced for poor performance decided to help the new CEO.

“I left you with four envelopes. When you’re faced with a crisis you can’t handle, open the first envelope. Faced with additional crisis after that, open the second, third, and fourth envelopes.”

When the new CEO encountered his first crisis he opened the first envelope.

A note inside said “Blame the previous CEO.” It worked like a charm.

Months later after the second crisis, the note in the second envelope said, “Blame the economy.” That worked, but not quite as well.

A few weeks later a third crisis occurred and the third note said “Blame the workers.” That didn’t work at all, so the new CEO opened the fourth envelope.

It said, “Prepare four envelops.”

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