Beethoven: ARE YOU GUYS PUMPED?
Beethoven: I can’t hear you!
Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: "That's the banjo player's Porsche."
Q: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
Q: What do call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
Q: How do you make musicians complain?
A: Pay them.
Q: How many conductors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one knows, no one ever looks at him.