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What's Your Best Joke, Pinball-Related or Otherwise?


By Dooskie

3 years ago



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#708 60 days ago

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
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I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
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Why did the old man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
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I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.
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I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people but none of them work.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up? Because it was two tired!
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
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How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".
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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
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Why did it take so long for the pirates to learn the Alphabet? They got stuck at C.
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Somebody stole my microsoft office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.

#709 60 days ago

The only way Microsoft could come up with a product that didn't suck, is if they started making vacuum cleaners.

#710 59 days ago

What does 80 year old vagina taste like?

...depends

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#711 49 days ago

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex:
"Tarzan not know sex!" He replied.
Jane explained to him what sex was.
Tarzan said. "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!"
Horrified, she said. "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly!"
She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here!" She said. "You must put it in here!"
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right between her legs.
Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed. "What did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for bees!"

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#712 22 days ago

What do you do with an elephant with three balls ?

Walk him. Pitch to the giraffe.

LTG : )

#713 22 days ago

My dad tells Greek jokes to one of his coworkers relentlessly.
He called me on the phone to tell me the latest one.
Here goes.

Q: Did you know that the Greeks invented orgies?

A: But it was the Romans that introduced women to them.

It’s a bit funnier considering my father is Italian.

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#714 22 days ago

Marcel was sick and tired of the world; of Covid 19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines.

Marcel drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station and hit the cars ignition.

Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Marcel from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery.

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