"He is the life of parties he has never attended."
"He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels."
"He's won trophies for his game face alone."
"His words carry weight that would break a less interesting man's jaw."
"If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the irresistible urge to thank him".
"His mother has a tattoo that reads 'son'".
"At museums he is allowed to touch the art."
"Sharks have a week dedicated to him."
"He can speak French, in Russian."
"He bowls overhand."
"He once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me."
"Both sides of his pillow are cool."
"If he were to pat you on the back, you would list it on your resume."
"When in Rome, they do as he does."
"He's won the same Lifetime Achievement Award...twice."