I brought home a pin that the owner had no keys for. Drilled out the coin door locks and inside were several VHS tapes with "Private" written on them in sharpie .
I thought, oh my ! someone's home made sex tapes so I rustled up a VCR from a friend and was prepared to see some homemade erotica......not so much. The VCR tapes labeled Private were filled with Taped episodes of General Hospital soap operas from the earl 1980's What is so private about that, needless to say I was disappointed.