I would have just called the guy when he PMed me.

It's (usually) fun talking to other pinheads, and if not, I can just block his number from ever ringing my phone.

....and oddly enough, a few people who have called on my Craigslist ads are cool enough that we still play pinball together.

Again???

Every Pinside thread quickly breaks down into a truck measuring contest.

It burns home heating oil or bio diesel...

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That's what they make keys for.

Back in college, parking was impossible. Even arriving a hour before classes often did not get you a legal parking spot.

I though I saw a spot in the student lot, but as I approached, I saw a new Porsche was parked diagonally taking 2 spots.

In desperation, I finally parked on the grass behind the maintenance building and then headed back to find the Porsche.

With a key between each finger, I walked along the car like a teenage Wolverine. Paint chipping, metal groaning; I had an enormous hard-on.

After classes I went back to give it another run on the passenger side, but the Porsche was gone.

I looked for it the next few weeks, but it never returned.