Motion sensor spotlights would at least make them park away from your yard. For fun, I have seen motion sensing sprinklers

A big ass motion sensing spotlight will likely work well for this.

Approaching a legally parked car with a gun in your pocket? Sounds like you're bored, looking for trouble, grumpy old man syndrome, or some combination of the three. Blame your empty nest neighbors for making the neighborhood seem desolate.

The public sex & loud music are bad, but I think you just gotta leave garden variety parked cars alone. I'd say "get a hobby" but you're on pinside, so instead I'll say "get over it." If it bothers you that much, maybe time to buy a big piece of land in the country.

Nah, throw up some parking meters. $$$
A little side hustle never hurt anyone.

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Motion sensor spot lights. And a couple "Smile You're On Camera" signs.

LTG :L )

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. JohnnyPinball's Amateur Porn Cul-De-Sac Channel on Pornhub. Depending on how good it was, I'd pay a few bucks for that every month.

Knock on the window and ask to join in
Nah...Just leave it be.

Dude! The more amateur it is, the better it is. Make it happen. I'll throw some venture capital at that bitch

Purchase a few RAB motion activated spot lights, not the Home Depot or Harbor Freight type junk. The intensity of these lights will definitely keep them away, Also, maybe set off some fireworks when these folks show up, a few M80s?

Lights, either your own or contact your city for streetlights (

Buy a decent camera and make some $$$ out of this situation

Sound like people are going there to have sex because it seems secluded and out of the way. Not sure who has car sex anymore unless it’s teenagers or prostitution?

Post a sign that reads as follows:

If you are parking here to fornicate, please be aware you are on private property and in doing so consent to being filmed.
As soon as you are finished a high definition video will be uploaded to pornhub.

Make a sign for the end of the road that says “Private Access”, “Private Lane“ or something like that. Maybe ask the city to make it for you. No parking signs might help. Motion activated lights would stop most people too.

If it´s so secluded, maybe message the never beeing home neighburs about getting a gate or someting to the area.
Otherwise, angrily barking dogs and a reputation of beeing crazy usually do the trick.

Car sex reminds me of movie IT follows. I don’t know how you could use that to ur advantage . I guess find out where they Live and start chasing after them

Great movie .

Solar motion flood lights. Lots of them.

Does this bring up memories to anyone else here or just me?

behavioral modification is where it is at.

camera, lights, signs, etc...

If you really think it is people having sex and shooting drugs then set up video cameras and put out signs all over the area to let them know.
They will find a better spot if they are inconvenienced.

I personally would have fun with it. You sound bored and old, but want to stay safe on your property. Get a decent drone and learn how to fly. You can then sit safely in your back yard and have a great camera to go record and disturb them till they get the hint. Maybe even get some official looking signs for the area noting "Drone surveillance area"

Would be fun to catch them in the act, then fly away, call the cops and give the cops the video.

Cops cant and wont do anything when they have no evidence. Normally, you call and cops arrive after the fun is over...

yeah Im too tall for backseat of cars. Even with the front car seats all the way forward. Outside works better

Maybe you can rent one of your rooms out by the hour and make some money?

A megaphone & shout this is detective Johnson of the police you have three minutes to vacate said property before police show up!!

Perhaps in checking with your local police, you could offer to pay for a sign at the street entrance.
"Neighborhood watch", "This area is a police surveillance area", etc, along with the motion lights.
We had this done in one of the streets by me...dont know if might help.

Now that I am a Grumpy Old Man, I share that its called "Wisdom", and "tired of bullshit"

Buy a used police/law enforcement car. Fix it up to look like a real police/security vehicle and park it on the street in front of your house. If people believe you are with law enforcement, they will go elsewhere.

$50 fix.

Buy a solar powered spotlight/fake security camera and a "smile, you are on camera" sign. The motion light will draw people to see the camera. Attach prominately to telephone pole by lovers lane. Most women are not exhibitionists.

https://www.amazon.com/Surveillance-Aluminum-Warning-Monitoring-HISVISION/dp/B07PBDNKSP/ref=sr_1_3_sspa

https://www.amazon.com/TORCHSTAR-Security-Spotlight-Waterproof-Floodlight/dp/B07YJKSTCH/ref=sr_1_2

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I don't think OP is being an old man. I'd be pissed if I was finding condoms and beer cans on my property. Should not be a job for OP to pick up after these jerks.

Love the drone idea.

Just imagine if Gladys Kravitz had had a drone at her disposal. That Samantha Stevens woman would have been busted and burned at the stake by episode two.

Work with your town officials and local police about it. I think you will find a longer lasting solution that way rather than being the vigilante police man of your cul de sac. In my neighbor hood the town has out no parking signs and police patrols to cut down on outsiders parking to visit a local lake. Don’t call 911 just call the local police department. This is what you pay your taxes for. It’s their job to deal with stuff like this.

Best option is to go down to the police department and complain. Tell them what you've observed and that there are empty houses down here that you are worried about. They can make your street a regular part of their patrol if you ask nicely and come off genuine.

I agree that speaking with your local city hall officials would be the best beginning. I highly doubt you could have a "private" road sign installed if you and your neighbors don't actually use your own out-of-pocket personal funds for road maintenance. However, you can easily purchase online signs that state the area is under surveillance. That may be a solid deterrent. My neighborhood placed several of these around. I also agree with installing a motion sensor light or multiple lights. There are some decently powerful lights that run on batteries and can be placed just about anywhere, as long as is the placement is not too fr away from where a car would park.

If all else fails, buy a paintball gun and let her rip!!

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Are they legally allowed to park there?

sounds like it and the problem is not the parking but the lewd acts, biohazard littering, and drug use?

Change your wireless router name to Mableton_Police_SurveillanceVan2. Their phones will see your router name and maybe that’ll deter some.

I’d watch

OP, like others have said, contact the non emergency police number. Ask to have a patrol and start from there. DOCUMENT dates and times when you observe instances. I don't know if there is a hunting camera you could use that will snap a picture any time movement occurs. That way you can capture all dates and times even when you are not home. Good luck!

Leave a trashcan outside with a sign that says "deposit your beer cans and condoms here or I will start calling the police."

i'd move

Exactly what came to my mind

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Go like rick dalton in once upon a time in hollywood

holy shit

Iv read worse on pinside lol