Quoted from mpdpvdpin:
Sterns Welk will come fully equipped with a vegetable steamer guaranteed to turn greenbeans white! Rear projection mini screen on the playfield airs QVC live! Premium / LE models come stock with medical stair lift cabinet. LE beige powder coated legs with othopedic floor grip to avoid slipping in the shower! With our new monthly subscription service your great Grand(champion)Mother can flip safely with our Stern Army Caregiver, onsite bonus multiplyer mathematician and reverse mortgage specialist!
There...I’ve made every possible joke about WELK. Moving on...
That's quite a few toys to pack into one game. I would really like a stern medical alert bracelet, I would hate to find out someone fell while playing and couldn't get up. I guess someone could mod it afterwards.