Haha. Good one.

Self-leveling pf would be cool, and likely doable.

...Imagine wires that exit the cabinet at the lower corners by the legs, run down the back of the legs, out of sight, to connect to small wires connected to hydrolic feet at the base of the legs. These wires communicate the hydrolic feet to fixed leveling sensors fastened to various points, or even at one point under the center of the pf. On the menu screen, just pick the degrees at which you wish to play, and BAM, it makes the adjustment.
That would be great.