Kind of ashamed to write this here, but….this is what we used to sing in college (long time ago). Please forgive me….weird how I could still remember the words. I know, it’s not PC. Do not read if you are easily offended.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the freshmen
We lay the best men,
We are the Pi Phi girls.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the sophomore
We make the best whores
We are the pi phi girls.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the Juniors
We drop our bloomers
We are the pi phi girls.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the Seniors
We suck the wieners
We are the pi phi girls.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the post grads
We lick the Gonads
We are the pi phi girls.
We are the Pi Phi’s
Pi Phi’s are we
Happy go lucky
Bare assed and free
We are the Alumni
We make the cum fly
We are the pi phi girls.
(please forgive me for sharing this…well, we used to think it was funny at the time).