What to get my wife for Christmas?
I needed something fast right away.
I just got Notification sent,
that Monster Bash was on its way.
I looked all through the house,
For something I thought she’d need.
And then in the corner I saw it,
An old toaster we got in 1990.
This toaster was the best,
But it looked like a beast.
Maybe it just needed some help,
Or a restoration at least.
I reached out to Toasterside.com
It’s a help site for dummies like me.
And after trolling through pages,
I got the advice that I’d need.
I called High End Toasters for help,
They’re the best at this stuff.
And toaster Decals to the rescue,
But would all that be enough?
So I added some LEDs,
Toast Taker supplied those.
And then built a topper,
Now what quality it shows.
When she sees all the effort,
And what all this time was spent for.
She’ll understand why,
I’ve got 12 pins and want more.
Even Lloyd knows this plan,
Has nothing to fear.
So Merry Christmas to all,
And have a Happy New Year 
Hopkins, MN
