Hopkins, MN
I don't think anything scares me.
I believe in the old Viking thinking that the great father rolled out the skein of your life long ago. And you won't live one second longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits nothing.
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Quoted from Yelobird:My wife finding out how much those games in the basement are Really worth!
Don't worry. When I meet her. That won't be the first thing I tell her.
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1 week later
Quoted from marioparty34:So what's a good place to hide money?
You probably can't.
If you can think of it, a burglar already has.
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Quoted from chad:We all need to eat, but this little guy breaking the rules.
I'd break rules for good veal too.
Good for him.
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Quoted from shlt_thunder:I know this bridge.
Back about 1970 the father of one of my classmates was the Minneapolis bridge inspector for the city. He refused to drive on any of the bridges in the city.
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Quoted from Blenderhead:Carnies. Nuff said
Now that's funny. I've known mob types that would stay away from them.
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Quoted from jrpinball:I plead ignorance. What's Carnies?
A kind of close knit family. Very protective of their own.
This will help.
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Quoted from swampfire:Aw man, “Carny” is streaming on Amazon Prime! You just cost me $3, LTG!
Sorry. You can pay to watch it on Youtube too.
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Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Surviving a plane crash.
You are right. Not surviving is better.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Shark encounter in ocean.
You'd give the shark indigestion.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Giant spiders that bind you in silk webs and feast on your live body for weeks.
You'd bleed out in a day or two.
Quoted from jeffspinballpalace:Free falling off a skyscraper and splatting on the concrete below.
Grimace and spit at the sidewalk before you hit. Die like a boss.
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Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Getting run over by one of those huge paving machines I see on the highway.
You mean like a tube of toothpaste that you roll up from the end and your head is the cap ?
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3 months later
Nude pictures of beelzeboob surfacing.
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Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:Right now the only thing that really scares me is running out of beer late at night and all of the stores are closed.
If you are in a big city. You can rent a limousine at any time. Order one with a full stocked bar. When it arrives grab the beer, pay them, and send them on their way. Unless you want to ride around.
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Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Breaking your legs in a jungle and getting swallowed by a python.
If your legs are broken. Hold them at right angles so you are too wide to swallow.
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Quoted from cdnpinbacon:Getting your head suddenly chopped off, then your head rolling around still conscious for a while.
It is said during the French revolution, the peasants would watch the heads falling into the bucket. They were looking for ones with the eyes still moving. they'd quick hold the head up and show it to the body.
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