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What's your favorite quote?

By marioparty34

3 years ago


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    #83 3 years ago

    There's no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people asking them.

    #87 3 years ago

    Hard work often pays off over time, but laziness always pays off immediately.

    #93 3 years ago

    Car sticker suggestion: I can't afford a prestigious sports car, but I really do have a small penis.

    #97 3 years ago
    Quoted from Rezdog:

    If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.

    That exact thing happened to me, and then I passed it on to my wife!!

    #127 3 years ago

    The sign of sanity is the admission of insanity.

    #135 3 years ago

    In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed can't see stereograms.

    #147 3 years ago

    Teach your children how to think, not what to think.

    I try and live by this in raising my kids.

    #151 3 years ago
    Quoted from ReadyPO:

    Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.

    I've never encountered an automatic sword myself...

    #165 3 years ago

    No matter how kind your children are, German children will always be kinder!

    Truer than you first think!!

    #184 3 years ago

    Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a total screw-up.

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    #224 3 years ago

    One I often find myself using when deciding if I should keep something or throw it out:

    It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it...

    Probably why my basement's full of junk!

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    #292 3 years ago

    I either want less corruption, or more opportunity to participate in it.

    #300 3 years ago

    "If you're tired; have a break...
    If you're hungry; eat something."

    Best in Show.

    #327 3 years ago

    My friend: "Get out, you're not paying rent!"

    #337 3 years ago
    Quoted from jamesmc:

    "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member"
    Groucho Marx

    I thought that was Woody Allen...

    #340 3 years ago

    That reminds me:

    "What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn, Brooklyn is NOT expanding!"

    Annie Hall.

    #359 3 years ago
    Quoted from marioparty34:

    Chaos was the law of nature;
    Order was the dream of man.

    Unless you're from India...

    #361 3 years ago

    The only thing you can be 100% sure about is that you can't be 100% sure about anything.

    #382 3 years ago
    Quoted from gonzo73:

    " Remember....wherever you go...there you are. "

    Reminds me of when my kids ask "are we here?", I always say "yep, we're here."

    #403 3 years ago

    "Mary had a little lamb
    The doctors were astounded
    Everywhere she went
    Gynaecologists surrounded"

    Half Man Half Biscuit.

    #412 3 years ago

    Dear Santa, it wasn't me!

    #417 3 years ago
    Quoted from gonzo73:

    "No.... I got this round"

    Favourite to say or hear?

    #420 3 years ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    I have been up since the crack of noon.

    I used to date a girl called Dawn, and I would sometimes say, normally when a bit anebriated, "I was up the crack of Dawn this morning".

    #429 3 years ago

    'Absence makes the heart grow fonder'.

    Or

    'Out of sight, out of mind'

    Take your pick!

    #438 3 years ago

    Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is a great behind.

    Can't remember who said that, but it rang true to me.

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    #451 3 years ago
    Quoted from Bundy:

    Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

    I also heard 'assume: it makes an ASS of U and ME'.

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