Veni vidi vici

And victoria aut morte

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History shows that there are no invincible armies.

Education is a weapon, whose effect depends on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed.

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Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm

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He had a lot of good ones. Like the lady that told him that if he was her husband she'd poison his drink. He replied if you were my wife I'd drink it.

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If it smells like fish it's a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. - Andrew Dice Clay

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The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do. Joseph Stalin

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Not my circus. Not my clowns.

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Sock it to me. ( they did ) Nixon on Laugh In. He declined the offer to do it again after the impeachment.

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"Yeah, I'll die soon, then it'll all be over, John."

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Hornier than a two peckered goat.

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No ! Bud Light !

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“There is nothing permanent except change.”

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“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”

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Even if you are on the right track. You'll get run over if you just sit there.

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The Buck Stops Here.

The other side said, "No matter what. Do what is right. It will gratify a few and astonish the rest".

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Chow down on me, hogs.

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Talk softly and carry a big stick.

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I will be as true to you as you are true to me. And not one second longer.

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The Shadow

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A fool and his money are soon parted.

How the hell did they get together to begin with ?

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Do unto others. And then split.

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Yeah though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. I will fear no evil. For I'm the meanest SOB in the valley.

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Disclaimer : Vincere aut mori

Hans you mother f'r, let them pull back.

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JUMP

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Weep for me not
Though death do us sever
For I will do nothing
Forever and ever

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Not my circus not my clowns.

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If you let someone get your goat. You have to feed him.

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The only thing you leave here with is everything you gave away.

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Southern Comfort. By the one armed man.

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You start out playing rock and roll so you can have sex and do drugs. But you end up doing drugs so you can still play rock and roll and have sex.

Mick Jagger - Top ten things he learned in 50 years of rock and roll. This quote was #1

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We aren't descendant from a bunch of fat cave people the dinosaurs ate.

We're descendant from the little F'ers that made it back to the cave.

Gallagher

I'm the guy who is telling you the way it is. ( John Travolta in get Shorty )

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Good things ain't cheap. And cheap things ain't good.

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