“When life gets you down you know what you’ve gotta do? Just keep swimming” – Finding Nemo
"Mary had a little lamb
The doctors were astounded
Everywhere she went
Gynaecologists surrounded"
Half Man Half Biscuit.
"If you tell the truth, you don't have remember anything".
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see".
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education".
Mark Twain
Read on the wall of a public restroom some 50 years ago.
Some people come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls
And write these verses on shit room walls.
Anon. ( the rest room poet ).
"Six Bucks And My Left Nut Says We're Not Going To Be Landing In Chicago."
Movie:
Planes, Trains, & Automobiles
The Buck Stops Here.
The other side said, "No matter what. Do what is right. It will gratify a few and astonish the rest".
LTG : )
Just the facts ma'am
To the moon Alice
Would you believe ...
Who loves ya baby
Goodnight John Boy
Lets be careful out there
Lucy, you got some splainin to do
Yada Yada Yada
This tape will self-destruct in five seconds
Sock it to me
Dy-no-mite!
Danger Will Robinson
Kiss my grits!
What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
De Plane, De Plane
Book em Dano
Thats what she said
Aaay!
Nanu-nanu
Tenk you veddy much
Make it so
No soup for you!
And the all time favorite: Marsha Marsha Marsha
I have been up since the crack of noon.
(I had totally forgot about this one, even though I have had so much fun with it for 20 years).
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:I have been up since the crack of noon.
I used to date a girl called Dawn, and I would sometimes say, normally when a bit anebriated, "I was up the crack of Dawn this morning".
Quoted from ReadyPO:Kiss my grits!
Nice run down on some of TV's finest.
You got "Kiss my Grits" but Mel's Diner always had Mel singing out, "I told you so. I told you so. I told you so."
From a guy I used to work with, whenever I would ask how he was doing.
"It could be raining pussies and I'd get hit with a dick"
Quoted from jamesmc:"Good judgment comes from experience, and alot of that comes from bad experience".
I think the quote is actually "Good judgment comes from experience, and alot of that comes from bad judgement" but it is a good one. Surprised not many other Will Rogers quotes posted, here are a few others I like (I left a whole lot off of this list including his vast political commentary):
“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
“When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.”
Quoted from cottonm4:Read on the wall of a public restroom some 50 years ago.
Some people come here to sit and think.
Some come here to shit and stink.
I come here to scratch my balls
And write these verses on shit room walls.
Anon. ( the rest room poet ).
Delete. ( too vulgar)
Quoted from ReadyPO:I think the quote is actually "Good judgment comes from experience, and alot of that comes from bad judgement" but it is a good one.
My mistake. I apparently had trouble copying a quote.
"Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them".
Bruce Lee
Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great woman is a great behind.
Can't remember who said that, but it rang true to me.
"The fastest way to become a millionaire is to be a billionaire who buys an airline".
Retired CEO of an aircraft parts manufacturer
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others.
The same thing happens when you're stupid.
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