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What's your favorite quote?


By marioparty34

62 days ago



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    #301 38 days ago

    "Son, three things to remember: Change the oil every 1000 miles and top it off with a can of STP. Never trust another cars turn signal. And take your foot off of the brake when you drive across railroad tracks or else the brakes will wear out faster."

    As told to me by my dad Gene Dodel in September 1968 before I drove off in my newly bought 1954 Ford Mainliner (200 bucks) after getting my drivers license.

    I still do the last two.

    #302 38 days ago

    "one legged man in an ass kicking contest"

    Captain Phil Harris (RIP) used to say that a lot.

    #303 38 days ago

    Hornier than a two peckered goat.

    LTG : )

    #304 38 days ago

    Keep Calm and ________?

    #305 38 days ago
    Quoted from Pinballomatic:

    As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly.

    WKRP - love it!

    #306 38 days ago

    “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.”

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    #307 38 days ago
    Quoted from Pinballomatic:

    As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly.

    LTG : )

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    #308 38 days ago

    “Well, you’ll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river when . . . you’re living in a van down by the river!”

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    #309 38 days ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    Hornier than a two peckered goat.
    LTG : )

    Reminds me of "luckier than a 2 peckered snake!"

    #310 38 days ago

    "Ding dong the witch is dead, which old witch the wicked witch; ding dong the wicked witch is dead".

    #311 37 days ago

    I wish I had a heart.

    #312 37 days ago

    "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil"

    #313 37 days ago
    Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:

    "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil"

    LTG : )

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    #314 37 days ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    Hornier than a two peckered goat.
    LTG : )

    Always head that as "hornier than three peckered billy goat"

    #315 37 days ago

    Another thread reminded me of this one:

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    #316 36 days ago

    Wind out of the East, the fish bite the least.

    Wind out of the West, the fish bite the best.

    (I want to take the boat out fishing, but I just looked and mostly East winds here the next 10 days).

    (may just go anyway to goof off).

    #317 35 days ago

    My brother from another mother.

    #318 34 days ago

    "Her life is in your hands Dude".

    Brandt

    #319 34 days ago

    Treat me good , I’ll treat you better
    Treat me bad , I’ll treat you worse

    ~~ S.B.

    #320 34 days ago

    things will be different when i learn how to breathe fire

    #321 34 days ago

    "If you don't own real estate you own a popcorn fart".

    Al Czervik

    #322 34 days ago

    Hit the road, Jack.

    #323 34 days ago

    Happy Trails to you

    #324 34 days ago

    Up against the wall, mother fucker.

    #325 34 days ago

    "We have met the enemy, and they are ours".

    #326 34 days ago

    Here’s what these guys would say after they farted:

    My Dad - “A kiss to build a dream on.”

    My friend Ken’s Dad - “The call of a distant Frenchman.”

    My friend Ron’s Dad - “Whisper to me, oh sweet lips.”

    #327 34 days ago

    My friend: "Get out, you're not paying rent!"

    #328 34 days ago

    Hey guys, whoa Big Gulps huh? Alright! Welp, see ya later!

    #329 34 days ago

    "They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time it works . . . every time"

    #330 33 days ago

    You can run but you can't hide bitch.

    #331 33 days ago

    This Bud's For You!

    #333 33 days ago

    "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member".

    Groucho Marx

    #334 33 days ago

    It just doesn't get any better than this!

    #335 32 days ago

    We stare because we care!

    #336 32 days ago

    “There is nothing permanent except change.”

    LTG : )

    #337 32 days ago
    Quoted from jamesmc:

    "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member"
    Groucho Marx

    I thought that was Woody Allen...

    #338 32 days ago
    Quoted from pinballslave:

    I thought that was Woody Allen...

    #339 32 days ago

    Groucho supposedly penned this or a variant in a response to the president of the Friars club. This was published in 1949 by Hollywood journalist Erskine Johnson, a few years before Annie Hall. Confimed by family member in 1951. Both great comedians, but Groucho was king of one liners.

    #340 32 days ago

    That reminds me:

    "What has the universe got to do with it? You're here in Brooklyn, Brooklyn is NOT expanding!"

    Annie Hall.

    #341 32 days ago

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    Mattis has a bunch but this is my favorite.

    #342 32 days ago
    Quoted from LTG:

    “There is nothing permanent except change.”
    LTG : )

    Constant change is here to stay. (RUSH)

    #343 32 days ago

    "The more things change, the more they stay the same"
    Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

    ... and Bon Jovi

    #344 32 days ago
    Quoted from ReadyPO:

    "The more things change, the more they stay the same"
    Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
    ... and Bon Jovi

    Also RUSH:

    … Plus ca change
    Plus c'est la meme chose
    The more that things change
    The more they stay the same…

    #345 32 days ago

    "Another place you want to be 6 feet away from someone is a urinal. You want to have some distance there too. ATM'S and urinals. I guess when someone's taking valuables out of their pants you want to give them as much room as possible".

    Jerry Seinfeld

    #346 32 days ago

    Folger's. It's the richest kind.

    #347 32 days ago

    Heinz loses.

    #348 32 days ago

    Butter.

    Parkay.

    Butter.

    Parkay

    Ah..Parkay

    Butter.

    #349 32 days ago

    Be the first kid on your block to get one !!

    #350 32 days ago

    Maxwell House. Good to the last drop.

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