“Illegitimi non carborundum”
I had a co-worker bugging another co-worker with a bunch of stupid questions ,the guy finally got fed up and said
Chad......"if I knew that I'd Know" .......had me in tears laughing
worked at a car dealership didn't last long but at a Saturday sales meeting the English GM said
"Your job......is to figure out how to get his money into your pocket"
"That's what I like about these high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age"
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm
LTG : )
I think my spaceship knows which way to go.
Also: Beware the wrath of a patient man.
It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
- Frank Herbert
I believe it was Winston Churchill, responding to a lady who said he was drunk, responded with "yes, I am drunk but you are ugly and in the morning, I shall be sober"
If it smells like fish it's a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. - Andrew Dice Clay
LTG : )
He started to sing
As he tackled the thing
That couldn't be done
And he did it.
Edward A Guest.
I have carried that in my wallet for over 20 years now.
"Obama, was an eloquant liar. Trump, is brutal with the truth." An eject is fine but please don't remove/cancel my post.
Susan: "A real woman could stop you from drinking". Arthur: "It'd have to be a really BIG woman". From movie Arthur
"Service to others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth."
"Don't count the days, make the days count."
ooh, here's a good obscure pinball reference. Curious if anybody can guess the machine it relates to without googling it.
"Come, it's time to give the machine-man your face!"
"The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money."
Teach your children how to think, not what to think.
I try and live by this in raising my kids.
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