Be Excellent... To Each Other...
(Topic ID: 275941)
Burnsville, MN
Quoted from Atari_Daze:This job would be great if it wasn't for the customers.
I'm not even supposed to be here today
I wish there was a way to know you're in The Good Ol' Days, before you've actually left them.
- Andy Bernard, The Office
Whose he?
He’s an asshole sir.
I know that, what’s his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
Serious one: Hold fast to dreams, for if they die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
Funny one: If I medicine you, you’ll think a brain tumor is a birthday present!
Sandviken
"Live a good life. If there are Gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are Gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no Gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."
“ If i want to get a prostate exam or other such male related medical stuff, I can go to my local planned parenthood and get it done”
Sunshine
Quoted from chalkup8:Comic book guy ?
Perhaps, I've heard it many different places but was speaking, at that moment, from current personal work experience.
Litvinov
"its better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission"
Raised my children on that one. Insolent s.o.b.'s
“The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it's profitable to continue the illusion. At the point where the illusion becomes too expensive to maintain, they will just take down the scenery, they will pull back the curtains, they will move the tables and chairs out of the way and you will see the brick wall at the back of the theater.”
“The most important thing in art is the frame. (For a painting, literally; for other arts, figuratively) because, without this humble appliance, you can't know where the art stops and the real world begins. You have to put a 'box' around it because otherwise, what is that shit on the wall?”
“Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.”
― Frank Zappa
There's no such thing as a stupid question, only stupid people. 6th grade English teacher, I thought she was a bitch then but looking back she was right.
Quoted from poppapin:Confucius say,
Man with hole in pocket, feel cockey all day!!
another confucionism: baseball wrong....man with 4 balls cannot walk.
Quoted from Rezdog:If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
That exact thing happened to me, and then I passed it on to my wife!!
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