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"If you play stupid games you win stupid prizes"
-A favorite quote from us who work in healthcare that have to deal with the consequences of peoples' poor decisions.
Quoted from LTG:Not my circus not my clowns.
LTG : )
"not my pig not my farm" is one I heard for the first time the other day.
Taree
Learned this one from a surgeon who had a keen sense of when to abort an operation.
"The enemy of good is better....
The enemy of bad is fucked up."
Quoted from chalkup8:And.
“ My wife’s side of the waterbed is frozen.”
"It was lucky I was born a boy... cause I would have had nothing to play with otherwise" --- Rodney Dangerfield
“How can I be expected to handle school on a day like today”. Ferris Buehlers Day Off. Matthew Broderick as Ferris
Quoted from Screwloose:"It was lucky I was born a boy... cause I would have had nothing to play with otherwise" --- Rodney Dangerfield
“Oh yes, Meccano. I used to love that stuff. I remember being up in my bedroom as a boy ,tool in hand tightening my little nuts “
Rowen Atkinson .
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Quoted from marioparty34:If the punishment for breaking the law is a fine, then that law only exists for the poor.
The idea of passing a law every time someone blinks is a nonsense… Every time you pass a law you take somebody’s privileges away from them. --- Kerry Packer
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“Time isn't a straight line. It's all...bumpy-wumpy. There's loads of boring stuff. Like Sundays and Tuesdays and Thursday afternoons. But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything's impossible.”
– Eleventh Doctor
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"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road." - Stephen Hawking
“ All right," said Deep Thought. "The Answer to the Great Question..."
"Yes..!"
"Of Life, the Universe and Everything..." said Deep Thought.
"Yes...!"
"Is..." said Deep Thought, and paused.
"Yes...!"
"Is..."
"Yes...!!!...?"
"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"If you wake up and see me driving, you know you're in trouble." Mark Goddard (Major West) Lost in Space, Season 1 Episode 1
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I get a chuckle out of this one whenever it crosses my mind. Does anyone recognize it? (I'll follow up with an attribution if needed. No fair Googling it!)
"Upon the night
Betwixt earth and flesh
The grinding of souls whispers a tale
Of how the dead do dance."
I've even considered getting it as what would be my only tattoo.
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Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:A mind is a terrible thing to waist.
(Forgot where I seen that).
That was the tag line from the Negro College Fund’s PSAs back in the 70s.
"Sound itself attracts. Ask any eavesdropper..."
-- writer/journalist Norman Corwin, from Ken Burns' Empire Of The Air: The Men Who Made Radio (PBS, 1992)
Quoted from poppapin:"Hold my beer"
-every man right before they do something really dumb.
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A few from the best trash talker of all time, Hot Rod Rowdy Piper.
You don't throw rocks at a man with a machine gun.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I am the legend killer.
You couldn't get a date if you had a $100 bill on your forehead.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the question.
You need a license to hunt. You need a license to fish. Any jerk can have a kid. It takes a man to be a dad.
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