If you look for problems you're going to find problems
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Hopkins, MN
" If You Know How Quickly People Forget The Dead....You Will Stop Living To Impress People ." Christopher Walken
A Few from my Dad...
"Don't confuse efforts with results."
"It ain't the mountain ahead that is gonna slow you down, it's the grain of sand in your shoe. Don't be a grain of sand."
"Life's a bitch, then you die AKA Life's a bitch, then you'll marry one."
Quoted from TheDarkKnight68:Life's a bitch, then you die
I love that song that says, "life sucks and then you die".
Quoted from TheDarkKnight68:A Few from my Dad...
My Dad used to say:
“There are two kinds of women.
One- when they walk by you inhale.
The other- when they walk by you exhale.”
I have been to a lot of places, but I have never been in Cahoots. Apparently you can't go alone, you have to be in Cahoots with someone. I also have not been in Cognito, either. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport. You have to be driven there. I have made several trips.
With the advantage of direct deposit, I no longer live from paycheck to paycheck!! I now live from direct deposit to direct deposit!!
For whatever reason while ago I remember an old man once saying something like: "ain't no skin off my ass".
Also: "he ain't shit".
Also: "if you shake it more than 3 times, you are playing with it".
4 weeks later
1 week later
"Stop trying to PLEASE everyone you're not a taco!".
Can't remember who said it but laugh every time I hear it! 
1 week later
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success.
Quoted from mtn-:"Visa pattarna så ska jag bjuda på glass!"
I had to pull up Google translate for this one.
Just trying to think of a situation where I would pull this line out. 
Quoted from marioparty34:I had to pull up Google translate for this one.
Just trying to think of a situation where I would pull this line out.
Well, its actually something Swedish students used to chant from buses / lorrys after graduating / during the drunken afterparty. That is, for 25 years ago. Ofcourse not today, I would atleast think. And since its not even a quote I like, I guess I must admit to drinking a few beers too many yesterday before posting that. Oh well, fuck it. (which is a favourite quote of mine though.)
Quoted from mtn-:Well, its actually something Swedish students used to chant from buses / lorrys after graduating / during the drunken afterparty. That is, for 25 years ago. Ofcourse not today, I would atleast think. And since its not even a quote I like, I guess I must admit to drinking a few beers too many yesterday before posting that. Oh well, fuck it. (which is a favourite quote of mine though.)
Drunk... Now that makes sense. Lol
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:I was born a poor black child.
Steve Martin, from the movie The Jerk. (I love that movie).
Same here ! I especially like when the sniper is shooting at him ,and he keeps missing and hits the oil cans instead of Steve Martin. And then Steve says "Hey these cans are defective". 
As far as the line" I was born a poor black child". I'm surprised that some jackass living in their parents basement, didn't wake up one day, and decided that this line needs to be removed from the movie !
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