Litvinov
Quoted from Bundy:Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.
I also heard 'assume: it makes an ASS of U and ME'.
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Charlotte, NC
Quoted from TomT:"Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless" - Kenny Powers
Haha. Kenny knows his shit. I love that series.
He was a fountain of wisdom, he also said
"This is me every night dude, just staring at buttholes and getting a buzz on.”
Haha
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I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Quoted from TomT:"Fundamentals are the crutch of the talentless" - Kenny Powers
Seems more than a little borrowed from the famous John Waters quote
" Technique is just failed style"
Pretty sure he's stared at a few buttholes too, I mean that scene from pink flamingos can't be unseen
Quoted from LTG:The Shadow
LTG : )
Ding, ding, ding!! 
1 month later
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success
Quoted from chad:Hey Moose! Rocko! Help my buddy here find his wallet! (Turns to crowd) Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!
Or the made for TV variant... “Let’s all go take a shower!” That one kills me more!!!
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“Some of you laugh to scorn the idea of bloodshed as the result of secession, but let me tell you what is coming… Your fathers and husbands, your sons and brothers, will be herded at the point of the bayonet… You may after the sacrifice of countless millions of treasure and hundreds of thousands of lives, as a bare possibility, win Southern independence… but I doubt it. I tell you that, while I believe with you in the doctrine of state rights, the North is determined to preserve this Union. They are not a fiery, impulsive people as you are, for they live in colder climates. But when they begin to move in a given direction… they move with the steady momentum and perseverance of a mighty avalanche; and what I fear is, they will overwhelm the South.”
- Governor Sam Houston, trying to talk Texas out of secession in 1861
I am sick of following my dreams. I am going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.
Ikast
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Melbourne
1 year later
“Man made the money, money never made the man”
LL Cool J
“Carpe Diem, quam minimum credula postero”
Robert Herrick
Being raised right doesn't mean you don't drink, party, or smoke.
Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners, and respect .......Keanu Reeves
Whenever someone asks my Dad a question with a yes answer he replies, Does a bear shit in the woods?
2 weeks later
"Do More Than You Share"
"You can make things happen, watch things happen or wonder what the hell just happened"
"That's the trouble telling fantasy and reality apart: They're both ridiculous." - The Doctor
“The intelligent desire self-control; children want candy.” ― Rumi
“Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?” - DT
“I don't have any patience, so anything that happens is a test of my patience, including sitting in this chair right now,”
Nick Saban
But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs. - George Eliot
"Nothing lasts forever.... thank God." - - 'The Twilight Zone'
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"No matter who you are, there will always be at least one person who thinks you're an asshole".
EAS.
Learned this one in B School:
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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