Quoted from Bundy:
Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.
I also heard 'assume: it makes an ASS of U and ME'.
We never get too old to learn.
(a relative says that all the time and it drives me nuts)
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.
Seems more than a little borrowed from the famous John Waters quote
" Technique is just failed style"
Pretty sure he's stared at a few buttholes too, I mean that scene from pink flamingos can't be unseen
If you set your goals ridiculously high and it's a failure, you will fail above everyone else's success
“Some of you laugh to scorn the idea of bloodshed as the result of secession, but let me tell you what is coming… Your fathers and husbands, your sons and brothers, will be herded at the point of the bayonet… You may after the sacrifice of countless millions of treasure and hundreds of thousands of lives, as a bare possibility, win Southern independence… but I doubt it. I tell you that, while I believe with you in the doctrine of state rights, the North is determined to preserve this Union. They are not a fiery, impulsive people as you are, for they live in colder climates. But when they begin to move in a given direction… they move with the steady momentum and perseverance of a mighty avalanche; and what I fear is, they will overwhelm the South.”
- Governor Sam Houston, trying to talk Texas out of secession in 1861
I am sick of following my dreams. I am going to ask them where they are going and hook up with them later.
Whose motorcycle is this?
It's a chopper, baby.
Whose chopper is this?
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead
“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that will.”
I love deadlines! Especially the woosh sound they make as they go past!
“Man made the money, money never made the man”
LL Cool J
“Carpe Diem, quam minimum credula postero”
Being raised right doesn't mean you don't drink, party, or smoke.
Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners, and respect .......Keanu Reeves
An old joke is told about a self-absorbed actor who then says, “But enough enough about me. Let’s talk about you. What do you think about me?”
Life is like Toilet paper... You are either on a roll or taking crap from someone's butthole.
Whenever someone asks my Dad a question with a yes answer he replies, Does a bear shit in the woods?
"Do More Than You Share"
"You can make things happen, watch things happen or wonder what the hell just happened"
"That's the trouble telling fantasy and reality apart: They're both ridiculous." - The Doctor
“The intelligent desire self-control; children want candy.” ― Rumi
“Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?” - DT
“I don't have any patience, so anything that happens is a test of my patience, including sitting in this chair right now,”
But the effect of her being on those around her was incalculably diffusive: for the growing good of the world is partly dependent on unhistoric acts; and that things are not so ill with you and me as they might have been, is half owing to the number who lived faithfully a hidden life, and rest in unvisited tombs. - George Eliot
I know what all those words mean, but not when they are put in that order - me at work, a LOT
The one quote I got from my Father, "If you have nothing good to say, don't say anything".
"No matter who you are, there will always be at least one person who thinks you're an asshole".
Learned this one in B School:
Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profit
Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production
Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion
Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime
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