Quoted from DBLM:You are a 40 something, moderately well off but not rich white man; identify as one; know one or have known one; or just have a pulse in general.
Your level of snarkiness and general jack-assery exceed your pinball ability.
You drink while playing pinball and talking about pinball. I prefer alcohol, but you can feel free to drink whatever you like.
Must know how to swim (some podcasts will be recorded from my boat, pool, or a nearby waterpark).
Must know how to eat crabs or be willing to learn.
And most importantly, you can get your points and mine across to an audience in 26 minutes or less. Coherency is not a priority.
No communists, please.
Shit, I can't swim.