There are a lot of different pinball podcasts out there that cater to a lot of different interests. Who wants to join me as cohost(s) of "The 40-something white man who is moderately well off but not rich and enjoys playing pinball but not as much as drinking while playing pinball while talking shit about the banality and stupidity of pinball and Pinside fiesta of friendship 26 minute extravaganza?" I think the title is catchy and not at all hard to say, but am willing to make some modifications.
The qualities that I am looking for in a cohost(s) include:
You are a 40 something, moderately well off but not rich white man; identify as one; know one or have known one; or just have a pulse in general.
Your level of snarkiness and general jack-assery exceed your pinball ability.
You drink while playing pinball and talking about pinball. I prefer alcohol, but you can feel free to drink whatever you like.
Must know how to swim (some podcasts will be recorded from my boat, pool, or a nearby waterpark).
Must know how to eat crabs or be willing to learn.
And most importantly, you can get your points and mine across to an audience in 26 minutes or less. Coherency is not a priority.
No communists, please.
Anybody ready to join me on this rocket ship of awesomeness?