Quoted from benheck:"Vengeance From Venus"
The planets team us to take us out. Venetians are sexy female aliens with chain smoker voices because of their atmosphere.
Could update a lot of the jokes:
"Get every available man!" (Female soldier) "and women?" "Oh that's right... Dag gummit"
"Bill, you gotta come see this!"
"We'll build a wall around our planet, and make the Martians pay for it!'
Too bad Cher is moving to Jupiter otherwise she might be able to help out.