So my son and I went to our first sanctioned pinball tournament. The venue (pizza joint) was packed. My son and I went out the front door to get some fresh air. We were about 5-10 yards from the front door and there were groups of players mingling about. As my son and I stood about 4 feet from each other, I noticed a local lady stop and talk to a group a pinheads. She then walked towards my son and I. She walked up between us, mumbled a couple of words. Then without warning she brought her hands up to her waist and BOOM!! She dropped her pants to her knees, squatted, and started peeing on the sidewalk. I looked at my son as we both stepped back as to not get our shoes "rained on" and he was horrified! I started yelling at her and she just smiled. We then walked over to another group and as she was still squatting she looked over and waived. This is really not the lasting memory that I was hoping my son would have of our first "real" tournament.
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I told the owner of the pizza joint and he said something like "not again" so I am sure she is not all there. Perhaps it is time to cull the human herd 25% or so?
