Quoted from blondetall:
Well, at least my parents aren't the only ones with this problem. Mom's favorite pin is Addams, and the first one she bought. She hadn't played one in years, as we're in a pin desert, so when it arrived she played non-stop. I kept getting calls asking about things, and why the game was talking about fish and calling her a dumbass. I finally went over and realized it was the "Tish" and "Gomez" callouts they were talking about, bought them the Addams Family DVD, and made them watch it.
Maybe you should have bought them a hearing aid instead!!