To those of you that answer you are allowed to do this because you do not have a wife and kids:
I do this BECAUSE I have a wife and kids. Our combined income allows for my absurd obsession. My son helps fuel said obsession. It also helps that my wife has a career that she has based on an incredible work ethic and an uncanny ability to manage quality on expensive medical things I don't understand. I just shill slurpees and fritos at a gas station.
Oh, and theres the podcast. It pulls in cheddar like Brewster's Millions, if by Brewster's Millions you mean... nothing.