FGY: Peter: The drunken clam.. Quagmire: Not to be confused with the bearded clam. Oh!
Peter: Quagmire, what are you doing here?
Quagmire: Oh, it's Conjugal Visit Day. You know I love doing a woman in the can. Oh! Giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!
Quagmire: I love fat chicks!
TZ: Don't touch the door!
TZ: It's not yours! I want it back!