I think he was being sarcastic.

Yeesh, I can't believe anyone still buys minivans.

Stern has 4 microwave ovens for each JJP worker.

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Sadly, I fear that December 17th will come and go without all the WOZLE being delivered, nor anything other than a prototype of the Hobbit.

Sometimes if I have not crapped in a day, I'll get the Mc Bacon Biscuit to clean me out.

But, you have to ask for "round egg", or they will give you a frozen square thingy of egg product.

The "round egg" is actually made from fresh eggs on the spot.

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S&S rules.

For a buck more for a combo than at a garbage dump, you get something that has taste.

Their burgers are pretty OK, but their fries suck ass.

There are about 7 guys at work who don't order fries when someone goes out on a run. Soggy, oily, just plain awful.

I went to pick up 20 burgers and hot dogs and the manager says, "You did not order any fries?"

"Ummm, they are terrible. No one can eat them at the office", I said.

"WHATAYA MEAN TERRIBLE?? That's what we are famous for! I'll make you a batch FRESH and you show me terrible!" he said.

So I kinda got excited, maybe every time I got their fries in the past, they were bad batches (from 2 different locations).

He brought me over a cup of fries, hot from the grease, "Now here, you try the best fries in the business!".

I tried one too hot fry, and it was so bad I that had I been alone, I would have just spit it out. "The best, eh??" he asked, smiling. "I gave you a bunch to take back to the guys, let them try the good stuff".

The fry bag was soaked through in grease, you could never set a bag of them on an upholstered car seat.

I told the guys the story back at the office, but I pretended that I loved them, so they would eat some.

They all tried them and reenacted puking or just saying I was crazy.

We threw them out into the courtyard for some dogs to eat.

I heard the cries coming from their restroom.

I hear ya.

I know someone somewhere must like 5 Guys fries, because there were angry responses when Esquire Magazine proclaimed 5 Guys the worst fries in the business.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/food-for-men/french-fries-ranking