Pootie Tang
Wouldn't sell at all for a dozen reasons, but I love the idea of it existing. Have a fun looping shot that makes belt crack noises, have a toy that looks like growing corn, have a bash toy that you destroy (think MM) maybe with a rotating face so it can be fastfood/liquor/title-loans just as a neat variation, defeat a bunch of imposter Pooties, etc. The goal being to clean up the neighborhood. The movie is so weird and random it can go in a million directions.