Sorry but this deserves it's own thread. We've hit a new low.
Stern just released the official topper for Jurassic Park and is charging $600. Worst part - not only does it look cheap BUT they are advertising a special mode ONLY achieved through the purchase of this topper. Apparently it's tied to the topper itself.
Wow - w---t----f. That door holding in our fear of DLC has just been kicked down.