Him: With a big smile he hands his Wife a bouquet of roses, "Hi Honey, I bought you some roses. Just because."
Wife: Pulls her glasses down her nose and looks at him over the top, "What did you buy this time?"
Him: Looking at her shoes, "Nothing," pauses, "much."
Wife: Not taking his nonsense, "What?"
Him: Still not looking up, "Just a Alien LE, new in box. But I got a really good deal on it."
Him: Nods his head up and down, not saying anything.
Wife: "You remember that $400.00 Prada Handbag you gave me grief about?"
Him: "Um, yeah?"
Wife: "I'm going to put a brick in it and either beat you or your new pinball with it."
Him: Some choices are hard to make, "Please don't hurt my new pinball."