These are the anal rules that I post on the gameroom walls. It's an adapted version that was here on the forum a while back.
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The Pinball Commandments
Thou shall have clean hands before playing pinball.
Thou shall not wipe thine hands/eyes/mouth/nose/ass-crack before or during playing.
Thou shall not cymbal monkey(rapidly tap) both flipper buttons.
Thou shall finish the game that is thus started.
Thou shall hit the start button for the correct number of players playing, no more, no less.
Thou shall not pull the plunger out like it’s the sword of Excalibur.
Thou shall not place thine beverage or food on the playfield glass.
Thou shall not wear huge protruding hand and wrist jewelry.
Thou shall be respected for nudging the machine to keep control of the ball.
Thou shall be smitten for lifting the machine off the ground (slam-tilting).
Thou shall equally be smitten for performing Death Saves (Bang Backs).
(If you don't know what a Bang Back is, forget about it)
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