I'm going to market Pin Pants... You put them on the front legs of any machine, then pull them halfway down to show off Pin Underwear.
It instantly makes ANY any old white honkey themed machine appeal to the people pinball needs most... the big thinkers that make these intelligent fashion decisions.
Don't tell anyone, but my follow up products are a baseball hat topper that you can put on sideways and a neck tattoo for the side of the backbox.