Quoted from vilant:
"How to let it go" by jfh
Haha, that one got me to laugh.
"Marketing 101" by Stern Pinball
(I know, its not that bad and is getting better, but still a big target)
"Reasonably Priced and Honestly Described Craigslist Pinball Machine Advertisements"
by just about anyone who ever posted a pin on CL.
This would, of course, be an illustrated book with many clear, well-lit, in-focus photographs.
"A Guide To Being Humble and Never Badmouthing Your Competition" by Jack Guarnieri
"Calm and Well Thought Out Public Relations Tactics " by Pinchroma.
"How to Keep on Topic in Online Forums": Pinside (With a forward about socialist economics in Pinball factories)
"The Many Reasons To Preorder a Pinball Machine" by Every Pinball Manufacturer On The Globe.
"How to be home and/or ready to assist fellow pinsiders" by fattrain
"Understanding the importance of first floor pinball" by fireball2
"Guide to the full and complete shop/restoration" by... ah never mind
Play field designs with an upper flipper on the left side - Steve Ritchie.
How to: Customer support with a smile - Pinchroma.
What I love about pinball - Markmon.
Cosmo, youve outdone yourself sir. Been laughing all day on this thread.
"THC Ain't for Me" by Gryszzz.
Foreword by that whore Nancy Reagan.
Quoted from jlm33:
HearseBall pinball: the ultimate guide by Rotordave
That'd be a thick book though ... I've got lots to share there.
I have some more thin books for the group ....
PINBALL MACHINES I HAVE KEPT FOR MORE THAN SIX MONTHS AFTER I SAID IT WAS A KEEPER - by CoasterGuy
MACHINES THAT SHIPPED WITH COMPLETE CODE EVEN AFTER I PROMISED THEY ALWAYS WOULD - by Jersey Jack
THE COMPLETE LIST OF PINSIDERS WHO SAID "I'M NEVER BUYING ANOTHER STERN UNTIL THEY SHIP WITH COMPLETE CODE" AND THEN DIDNT BUY THE NEXT STERN - various authors
ARGUMENTS I HAVE LOST ON THE INTERNETS - by RobbieT.
COMPLETE LIST OF MACHINES I PREORDERED THAT HAVE SHOWN UP - by Iceman
THE COMPLETE LIST OF TIMES I HAVE CONCEDED THAT I WAS WRONG AND ACKNOWLEDGED SOMEONE ELSE MADE A VALID ARGUMENT - by Pinchroma
THE COMPLETE LIST OF TIMES I DIDNT PM SOMEONE AFTER THEY SLAGGED ME OFF ON PINSIDE AFTER I WAS A DOUCHE - by Kaneda
I got thousands.
Oh yeah ...
THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO INTERNET FUNDRAISING - by Vonnie D, Wes Upchurch and the robots
Quoted from cosmokramer:
Just having a little fun thinking of some of the thinnest books in the pinball library...all in good fun, no offense intended...
THE ART OF CONVERSATION by Tim Arnold
INFORMATION: ITS IMPORTANCE AND HOW TO SHARE by Skit b
10 TIPS ON RELEASING PINS WITH COMPLETE CODE by Gary Stern (foreword by Jersey Jack)
FAIR BUSINESS PRACTICES by Choggard
KEEPING A LOW PROFILE a compilation by O-din, Aurich and RobT
USEFUL CONTRIBUTIONS TO PINSIDE by cosmokramer
HOW TO BE SERIOUS ALL THE TIME by labnip
Feel free to add your own...
i think this is the best thread i have read on here. i don't know you guys too well but the ball busting is awesome. great post cosmokramer
"How not to post butt-kissing messages with weak attempts at humor to feel like you fit in and go to bed happy when in reality nobody really likes you'
how to prevent yourself from advertising "needs a little work" when it needs a whole shitpile of work
World's Greatest EM Pinball Machines by Markmon
The Complete Guide to Pinball Locations in Sydney
Fiscal responsibility and modern technology applications in the business world. By Gene Cunningham.
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