Lyrics by wolverinetuner, sung to the tune of “The Things We Do for Love”:

Too many normal people fall into this hobby
Too many of us all have lost our sanity,
You buy your first one then you pay the price
The things we do for pins, the things we do for pins.

You don’t want drama and you hope it’s not a scammer
You’ve got the seller’s number entered on your phone
You call and find out you’re the fifth in line
The things we do for pins, the things we do for pins.

Like driving in the rain and the snow
When it’s too far to go
And you’re feeling like your lower back is dying
But this one may not be up again for sale
The to-do list is so great now
But it all will have to wait now.

Ooh, you’re on my wishlist
Ooh, I’m on my way
Ooh, you had me at the asking price

I’ve got some nice ones, the collection is just right now
“But there’s a better one” a voice inside refrains
And so I’m back online to search again
The things we do for pins, the things we do for pins....

All part of the things we do for pins!

Bump in case anyone else would enjoy the anthem.

At least I didn’t have to log too many miles to buy a pin from you. Helps make up for the one I drove to Delaware to get!