I laughed out loud, when I read this humorous post on RGP, earlier today. 
Pinbot was a man, who while working in a laboratory was bitten by a
radioactive pinball machine thus transforming him into Pinbot.
His sexual appetite was insatiable, he would attempt to stick his
shooter rod in every woman who came near him, something had to be
done, enter the Bride of Pinbot. They settled down and conceived a
child named Jackbot, who later overdosed on cocaine and meth in a pile
of his own vomit and quarters.
Seattle, WA
