My girlfriend Veronika, is a Russian immigrant who has been here since 1990. I love her to death and she has saved my life multiple times in the last year and a half, no lie real saving.

She still gets reading wrong sometimes although she is super intelligent. (Much smarter than me)

On the way to the tax guy a few days ago she pointed out the porn studio on got hard street as we drove by, I had to laugh.

This was a photography studio on Gothard street. Looks like a nice place. http://www.f40studio.com/

My girlfriend just told me she is missing important pigments in life. I don't know why I am finding it so funny. We are perfect for each other.

I am missing some important pigments in my life.

Veronika is bringing me up north 7 hour drive to play pinball for my birthday at California extreme this year.

She doesn't even really like pinball. Nice!

So Veronika said I was protecting my ass.

It was the phrase cover your ass she meant.

For someone like me who loves language.

We are perfect. Together...

So I was just sitting here and Veronika is going to get me a new pot for my plant.

(See picture.)

She asked if it was circumcised.

What was the circumcision?

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