Quoted from gliebig:
Oh snap! Awesome. I never win stuff.
Me either. I once lost a raffle where you had to be present to win at the end of a lecture. Everyone except me and two other guys left early so there was something like 30 names in the hat but just me and these other two guys in the room. The speaker drew name after name of people who had already left. Finally, he drew one of our names. The winner says, "That's okay, I already have one of those. Draw again, I'm out!" So he keeps drawing name after name until FINALLY he draws the other guy's name. I couldn't stop laughing! 50 years old and I have never won a raffle. It's always fun to enter, though.