Thou shalt have fun
Thou shalt make thy father feel young again
Thou shalt give thy father an excuse to buy more pinball machines
Thou shalt make thy mother say, "Don't all the kids look sweet having fun down in your game room"
Thou shalt invite thy friends around
Thou shalt play in groups so that more than one pinball machine is playing at the same time
Thou shalt squeal with delight
Thou shalt say thy father is an awesome player