Indianapolis, IN
Quoted from Zablon:and new season of Reno 911 in a few weeks too!
Wait...WHAT?!?!
Best news of the week! Holy shit I'm ecstatic!
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Quoted from wolfemaaan:Yup, I’m out right now. Texting and driving as well not giving an F
Such the BAD BOY!
If I were a 13 yr old girl with a learning disability, I would think you are SO hot.
Quoted from PantherCityPins:I've only been into collecting pinball machines for about 18 months so I only have a couple Pinside buddies so far.
Well now you have A LOT.
Thanks for stepping in here as the voice of reason. You docs got it rough, I feel for ya.
Thank you.
Quoted from Jaybird815:Actually it’s almost done, and getting ready to sell, I’d deliver it you on the cheap
Did I tell you somebody 2 rooms down found bedbugs in their room?! The Louisville Ramada makes Motel 6 look like the Broadmoor. I never found any, but sanitized everything anyway.
Quoted from bangerjay:Grizz out here with full sentences and shit!
Liquor stores closed man. Bad for me, good for my grammar.
Quoted from cottonm4:One of the things that happens, in San Fransisco homeless, is that the city can put up porta-potties and then the thugs/gangs start exacting tolls from the homeless to use the porta-pottie.
These must be the dumbest gangs ever.
What are you gonna get, a grocery cart? A quarter?
Quoted from Utesichiban:why are so many moving to Texas, Arizona, Nevada, and all over the western US?
I'll take THE WEATHER for $1,000 Alex.
Quoted from Jaybird815:I’ve never been nor have ever wanted to go on cruise.
source (1).gifQuoted from RTR:Also, I am betting they didn't utilize a physician to help them. Just a hunch, but I'm a smart guy.
But have you called your Mom lately to verify that you're a handsome boy?
Quoted from cottonm4:Before I finally quit smoking I smoked a lot of "pipe" tobacco.
OVER TO YOU COTTON
Quoted from Blitzburgh99:Cortez The Killer"
He came dancing across the water
With his galleons and guns
Looking for the new world
In that palace in the sun.
On the shore lay Montezuma
With his coca leaves and pearls
In his halls he often wondered
With the secrets of the worlds.
And his subjects
Gathered 'round him
Like the leaves around a tree
In their clothes of many colors
For the angry gods to see.
And the women all were beautiful
And the men stood
Straight and strong
They offered life in sacrifice
So that others could go on.
Hate was just a legend
And war was never known
The people worked together
And they lifted many stones.
And they carried them
To the flatlands
But they died along the way
And they built up
With their bare hands
What we still can't do today.
And I know she's living there
And she loves me to this day
I still can't remember when
Or how I lost my way.
He came dancing across the water
Cortez, Cortez
What a killer.
Man I love this track. Wanted to see his tour last year SO bad but didn't want to fork over $800 for a ticket.
Kinda eerie how a lot of the Allman Bros catalogue is more relevant now than ever.
-My health is fading, yeah I'm goin down slow...
-Cause I'm hungry, for dreams I'll never see, help me baby, or this will surely be the end of me
-But I'll live on, and I'll be strong, cause it just ain't my cross to bear...
Etc.
Just an Allman Brothers bluesy kinda evening here in my quarantine.
Cheers to you all.
Quoted from Gryszzz:Kinda eerie how a lot of the Allman Bros catalog is more relevant now than ever
It's not "eerie" at all. They played the blues. It's actually pretty fckn simple.
Quoted from Colsond3:Shit! Not what you want to see after a long ass day. Things are more bleak than I thought.[quoted image]
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Hahaha
Quoted from Colsond3:Korn’s last great album.
Korn had a great album?
Quoted from Jaybird815:Sorry about the huge url
I could tell you were sorry from across the street.
Quoted from Gryszzz:-Cause I'm hungry, for dreams I'll never see
Freudian slip.
CAUSE I'M HUNG UP
on menus
I'll never see
Quoted from Jjsmooth:Dont forget, its asparagus season[quoted image]
Steak and asparagus, best pairing since Bert and Ernie. Looks good asshole!
Quoted from CrazyLevi:Some fresh apocalypse porn for you from my evening walk.[quoted image][quoted image][quoted image][quoted image]
If these pics seem eerie and strange to a Midwesterner, I can't imagine how they must seem to you locals. Wait. Eerie and strange maybe? Guess I can.
The apocalypse is nigh!
After a year and half of zero problems, my Target Alpha won't start a game. All lights are on, all score reels are at 0. Just won't eject ball into shooter lane. This is my most played machine! Could someone maybe pm me with a starting point please?
Quoted from cait001:AX relay. Always the dang AX relay.
I'm looking, not sure which one it is.
20200328_204033 (resized).jpgQuoted from zr11990:I didnt cause you of doing it. I just really didn’t think people did it. The up/down vote thing is funny but running and tattling on someone?
News to me too, and I've been here awhile ha.
From now on, if you're from TX, I'm just automatically reporting you. 
Hey thank you cait001 and
Wickerman2 for the advice on Target Alpha. Got too toasty last night to mess with it, but did read through that pin wiki on relays. Thanks guys!
Quoted from Jaybird815:Ironically I’ve never been to NYC, been all over, first thing I’m going to do when this over is visit and spend some money, NY almost always takes in on the chin during crisis, it’s the least I could do.
Pick me up on the way Jay!
Quoted from TheFamilyArcade:My house. Actually.
Alright! We're there! But even when this is over I'm gonna need you to keep your distance. Just toss us beers.
Our house has a weird layout cause it was built by a plumber. Power washing the circle driveway up top takes me 2 days, so I've been putting off this little porch for years. Didn't realize how having it nice and clean would make me so damn happy. This is my downstairs porch/smokers lounge.
Only took me about 90 min too.
Dad's happy!
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Quoted from o-din:I am about to create lasagna. And this is where it begins[quoted image]
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PSA: About 10 minutes ago I just received my fourth scam email (in two days) from some asshats pretending to be PayPal. They want you to log in. The first 2 were easy to spot with their bad grammar. The last 2 actually looked legit. Never log into anything from an email! I know most of you are smarter than this, but we all have parents who may not realize. Stay safe!
Quoted from ForceFlow:I just went to the local Aldi store
Mine had everything, but the nuts were all sold out. People go crazy for Aldi's nuts Lemmy tell ya.
Quoted from Daditude:I just bought some of their salt and pepper cashews today. They were delicious.
I knew at least one guy here would love the salty savoriness of Aldis nuts in his mouth.
I bought my ACDC off of Iceman. Spoke with him on the phone quite a bit and it was a great deal, everything was as described. He's a good dude. Polarizing as hell and a total shit stirrer yeah, but a good dude who is a lot smarter than everyone thinks.
However, in this particular scenario, I'm gonna have to heed the good doctor's advice and not my tax attorney's.
Quoted from beergut666:Yes, I am a sales rep for a local craft brewery. Liquor stores have been deemed essential so I'm going to keep doing what is asked of me until I am told to stop or until I no longer feel I can safely do my job.
Username checks out.
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Grill you up some chipmunk Dad.
I'll take mine Cov free please.
Quoted from cait001:I blame the quarantine[quoted image]
At first I read that as authored by Jack Handey.
Quoted from Who-Dey:He said we would be back to normal in a month or so and that's what's going to happen looks like. The President is getting ready to open the country back up. He also said that this isnt going to turn out to be as bad as what most people are thinking, well it looks like he is right about that also.
He never said this was nothing, he just said it's not as bad as what alot of people are thinking. I actually agreed with him at first and then I ended up not agreeing with him and I even personally told him that. He told me to just wait and see. Well I've waited and it's starting to look like he was right all along, maybe this wasnt as bad as what all of the experts were predicting it would be.
Man you gotta ease up on your grip a little or you might accidentally castrate him.
Quoted from phil-lee:I am not implying the bodies are not "piling up" but as of now there is no evidence.
This reminds me of something I might type, in that it makes absolutely no fucking sense.
Phil you decided to give that dark rum another chance didn't ya?
Quoted from Jaybird815:Umm....
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when-you-and-your-homie-aintgay-butlousuillawanna-piss-off-conservatives-1484249 (resized).pngQuoted from Mr68:Had to down vote you, bud. Stereotyping any group of people isn't cool.
Lol. You don't owe me an explanation K. I eat downvotes for breakfast.
Pissing off conservatives has been my life's work!
Quoted from Who-Dey:What are you then?
I am a moderate. Give it a try.
Just want to clear something up. I have never, ever, logged in here with the intention of pissing anyone off, or antagonizing anyone. I'm just doing what I've done my entire life--trying to give you a laugh. I know quite a few of you irl, and they know this. I'm all about THE JOKE, always have been.
If that dumb meme yesterday came across as homophobic, that is NOT how I meant it. Quite the opposite really.
I just like making people laugh. Always have.
Much love to you all. Even you conservative bastards.
Quoted from metallik:Yea we know, not sure why you even need to 'splain it. Much more important things to do, like helping swampfire find an appropriate speaker to kick his neighbor's ass with.
Haha. Man I miss you Cincy guys. But esp you and Pat. Gonna have to rectify that soon.
Swampfire shoulda bought that $160, 500 watt bad mf that Vid recommended a few years ago. Pisses my neighbors off GREATLY.
Quoted from toddsolus:Could be worse I guess....
Could be Dub-step
Anytime someone says "dub-step" I immediately think of that Key and Peele sketch. Man they were so goddamn funny....
Quoted from screaminr:I know what you're saying but this is just even with normal stuff .[quoted image]
Got me VB, got me flags on me Holden , pass me Holden and I'll glass ya
Straya Day!
Quoted from o-din:Back in the 70s I don't remember there being any "craft beers". We got what was strongest so we did not have to carry too much.
I hear ya. Before the hipsters began opening breweries on every corner, Moosehead and St. Pauli Girl were the "craft beers". Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Quoted from phil-lee:Why did he have to smuggle it? Dry town, or a Smoky and the Bandit scenario?
Prohibition.
Quoted from phil-lee:By the way GRZZ, I apologize if I have pissed you off. I'm not normally an asshole but this current mess sure brings out the worst. No excuses, hope you are hacking out happiness.
No apology necessary man. We butted heads over a year ago over some religious differences. Then I realized I'm a grown man and I don't have to believe what you do, but I should respect your right to believe what you want.
About 10 pages ago you said something that kinda pissed me off and I responded by posting a few anti-Jesus memes. I removed them after posting them. I thought they were funny, but also a low-blow. Trying harder to "be nice".
Weird times man, weird times.
Cheers bud.
Quoted from Mr68:The break in this thread was great for me to clear my head, consider things, and research Covid-19.
I'm done with the extreme isolation I've been in and I find myself wanting to become infected. This is not an impulsive idea or a deathwish. I'm in excellent health and from what I've read, the great majority of infected people survive it and many with a range of tolerable symptoms.
With a vaccine a year or more away I'm not willing to live my life in guarded worry for that long. Allowing myself to become infected would give me the immunity I seek and I could then help people by donating blood, my energy, whatever.
So I began brainstorming on how to accomplish my goal of infection while keeping others safe. I don't mind experimenting on myself but how do I do it without harming others and this is what I've come up with.
I email my doctor and told him that I wish to voluntarily become infected via any clinical studies. I'm waiting to hear back from him. I also called my local hospital but they didn't have anything. Lastly, I Googled and found this: "Human challenge trials, where healthy volunteers would be exposed to Covid-19"
Link: https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/2020/4/9/21209593/coronavirus-vaccine-human-trials-explained
It's an interesting read and has a link to submit your email for consideration in the study, IF a study like this happens. I submitted my email but have taken no further actions to verify the websites legitimacy or anything else about it. I just found it this morning and I want to continue to searching the internet. Please do your homework if interested and let me know.
I will continue to wear a face mask and practice safety protocols but something's gotta give. Any feedback or ideas welcomed.
Please don't do that buddy.
Quoted from phil-lee:I'm not certain I could add anything of value.
Hold my White Claw, and watch closely. 
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Quoted from Jaybird815:Do not buy this $9 bottle of gas station hand sanitizer, it literally smells like vomit.
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Another drunk purchase, nice. Your drunk purchases really deserve their own thread.
Quoted from gweempose:How do you keep your sunglasses from fogging up?
He doesn't. Esp helps with not being able to see the aftermath of his wake.
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Quoted from gambit3113:Fauci is popular. The administration is not. It’s insanity that they would throw him under the bus, but everyone saw him telegraphing that pitch. Whatever. He’s got bigger fish to fry with Howard Stern.
Hey man nice to see you back again.
Quoted from Mr68:Thanks, you've given me an idea. As I said, I've been using my glasses to pin my mask down. But it might be more efficient if I were to repurpose a paperclip or something similar with a sticky value to it. I'm going to look through my junk drawer or wander through Home Depot for something I might use.
Hopefully I won't sacrifice my cool factor and look silly.
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Ahh so it's a profit deal...
Quoted from Jaybird815:Not much is going to change on my part, I live and work a pretty solitary life outside my home life. If I am positive I plan on donating plasma to help the cause. This is the exact test I took by the way
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=14&ved=2ahUKEwj2urTv-7PpAhWNHM0KHYOWAaEQFjANegQICxAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.chicagotribune.com%2Fcoronavirus%2Fny-coronavirus-fda-emergency-approval-antibody-test-roche-20200503-2xsz7rmhyzfsdfaoiwwgdxctgu-story.html%3FoutputType%3Damp&usg=AOvVaw0grcfcsniEChI_RJY3vM6A
Man I'm so glad you didn't stop by that day. You tryin to kill me Jay? 
Quoted from Mr68:Due to sport injuries and age, I had become accustomed to therapeutic massage on a semi-regular basis. I would also use home remedies in between sessions and now with isolation, I have gone to them exclusively.
A foam roller and "The Stick" do really well for me and I hope you find the attached pictures helpful and self explanatory. You can also find a ton of video instructions on the internet.
Maybe pinball related, maybe not, but one issue I had was tendonitis at the elbow in both arms. It wasn't pictured on the instruction chart but I devised a way of laying on the floor and pinning The Stick with my body weight on my arm. By placing it directly on the tendon, beginning at the joint, I slowly rolled the tendon out by gliding my body over it lengthwise. Man, did that ever work great and in short order.
In fact, all of these exercises gives me great relief and they're easy to do.
I hope everyone finds this useful and a nice break from the political undertones that dominate this thread.
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Unless you're using that stick like ole Ben in The Accountant then you're doing it all wrong K.
the-accountant-ben-affleck-chris-image-600x400 (resized).jpgAn Indiana University team of researchers working on a mask that kills the virus on contact, with low level electricity.
https://news.iu.edu/stories/2020/05/iu/releases/18-research-shows-electroceutical-fabric-eliminates-coronaviruses-on-contact.html
Quoted from twoplays25c:The Virus is GONE here at my nearest Lowes in PA this afternoon. Special Mennonite and Redneck COVID antigens at work, I suppose.
My county is still Red Phase requiring masks and distancing....these are 4 of the 6 in the custom paint line without masks....and they got served!! UGH.
Oh and the woman in the orange is pregnant, too. That kid is destined to inherit some awesome genes in the smarts department.[quoted image]
For some odd reason that pic reminds me of the song I took my wife's garter off to at our wedding reception.
Joe Cocker--You Can Leave Your Hat On
One thing I can't figure out...if Ford and GM re-tooled some factories to ramp up vent production and Charmin and Angel Soft production and sales skyrocketed, how come 3M hasnt tripled their manufacturing of N65 masks? It's been 3 months, and I havent heard a single story of them stepping up. Maybe a supply chain issue? Whatever their reason, its unacceptable.
4 weeks later
Quoted from gambit3113:Yeah, we are out of ICU space and they are moving adults to the children's hospital, and the doctors here are begging us to please stay home and quit infecting one another because they cannot keep up. But imma just tell them to fuck off with that noise because a dude on a pinball forum says it's all fake news. Time to high step down to the mall.
Post of the month right there. Nothing funny about this virus but damn I guffawed on this one. *HIGH STEP DOWN TO THE MALL LOLOL*
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