Quoted from Mr68:If I get two or more pieces of junk mail that included postage paid return envelopes, I swap the contents into each envelope and drop them in the mail.
(I don't but its a fun idea)
I used to do that. I would open the mail and stuff it all into the prepaid envelope and sent it all back.
My best one to date (I think) is I kept getting these mails that wanted charge me money to insure that myself if my electric meter or electric cable from the pole went bad. Just $5.95 per month and all your troubles will go away. And every mail would have the logo of my electric company printed on the advertisement.
There was some talk in the local paper about it because my electrical company was endorsing this leech of a company. I figured some enterprising executives figured out a way to make theirselves some risk free income. How many times have you ever had to replace your meter or the cable running to it? It smelled like a racket to me.
So, I returned their mail and included a note, " It really pisses me off that my electric company has crawled into bed with you cockroaches." I have not heard from them since