"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."

The Thing

"- At least we got Terre Haute, Indiana.
- Damn. And they were just about to get a public library."

Lawrence of Arabia

"I never said, The superman exists and he’s American. What I said was, God exists and he’s American."

One of the Matrix movies....... the first one?

Young Frankenstein

Here are a few good ones:

-Is confusing.
-IT!! IT is confusing! Say your goddamn pronouns!

-----------------

-Hans! Oh ho! A fine Christian name. Hans Christian Andersen! What are you, Catholic?

-----------------

-Id, id, id, id, id! It's a....it's an obsolete term, I'm afraid, once used to describe the elementary basis of the subconscious mind.

-----------------

-Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

Caddyshack!

-You can go suck a fuck.
-Oh, please tell me, Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

-Why did you do that? Why? Why did you do that, Karen?

----------------

-He means we're all done having loads of fun out here.

----------------

-It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.

Christine

Here's a similar one:

"Ain't nothing like a piece of pussy, except maybe the Indy 500."

From the same movie:

"Hey is for horses, sometimes for cows. Pigs don't eat it 'cause they don't know how."

"No, I'll send a guy to your house and cut off your wife's little finger."

Ding ding ding! Winner!

Throwing this out there again, can't believe nobody got it:

"He means we're all done having loads of fun out here."

Blade Runner

Kindergarten Cop. Actually it's Who is your daddy....etc.

"It used to be an exit. My cousin's sister's brother dug his way out there."

Purely a guess, just because he had to wear a prosthetic mask due to a car accident - Vanilla Sky.

Sorta pinball related:

"And now I'm flat-busted! I mean I'm broke."

"You want to be a farmer? Here's a couple of acres."

"They'll row for a month before they figure out I'm faking it."

Ding! Now get the other two.

Ding! Now the first one. Hint: not Maverick.

One of my favorites, "Defending Your Life". Great movie.

"Because, man, somewhere in one of these memories is the evidence!"

Are you sure the quote isn't "Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman"? If so, then See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

No idea.

I remember Richard Kiel destroying a Space Invaders in So Fine, is that it?

"And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. I don't know how to kill the bunny."

Here's a few:

"I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like you.
-Gee, that's too bad, I really like you."

"Come on, safety pin, pop!"

"A circulatory system is seen by the perimeter fence. A few days later, a partially muscled skeleton stands in the hallway and screams for a moment before vanishing."

And from one of my favorite movies:

"I am an American by birth, a Nazi by reputation, and a nationless person by inclination. I am awaiting a fair trial for my war crimes by the state of Israel."

Best In Show. Gawd, that was a funny movie.

"Worms is a master at aerodynamics, and he designed the javelin to go along with Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style."

"My dear fellow, there are in fact only so many notes the ear can hear in the course of an evening."

"I have learned from experience that a modicum of snuff can be most efficacious."

"Whoa, Candy, reality check. We can't go out with these guys, they're aliens!"

Aliens

"Bastard from a basket! You're a bastard from a basket!"

"My moustache still tastes of your testes!"

Short Circuit?

Try a different one from one of my favorites:

"I call him my blue fairy godmother because no one believes he existed, but he does exist, or at least he did on that Sunday afternoon long ago in Berlin."

Bachelor Party?

Easy one:

"Now look! We've figured it seventeen different ways, and each time we figured it, it was no good, because no matter how we figured it, somebody don't like the way we figured it! So now, there's only one way to figure it. And that is, every man, including the old bag, for himself!"

Alien

"Do you know your last name's an adverb?"

"I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture."

"That dude is a bad mother. You talk about a loan shark. I borrowed a nickel from him last week. He said if I didn't give him a dime by Friday, he'd break my arm."

...and this paddle game, and this chair....
The Jerk

"Rommel, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!"

"Scalpel......Metzenbaum scissors......Get that cat out of here!"

So many good lines from that movie, but this was my favorite.

Irv, cleanup on aisle four!
Irv, cleanup in produce!
Irv, are these Kotex maxi-pads on special?"

"Hey, it's the African Anteater Ritual!"

"That's not a name, that's a major appliance."

"This is not the best breakfast I ever ate and I'd like my money back."

"It sounded like a cocktail party."
Sneakers.

Easy one:

"I found out what JAFO is: "Just Another Fucking Observer".

"Where's the Balabushka?"

Three O'Clock High. Terrific movie that no one I ask has ever seen. Right up there with Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be."

Man: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section."
Woman: "Why's that?"
Man: "Because you could melt all this stuff."

Man: "Ordinarily, I don't like to be around interesting people because it means I have to be interesting too."
Woman: "Are you saying I'm interesting?"
Man: "All I'm saying is that, when I'm around you, I find myself showing off, which is the idiot's version of being interesting."

(I haven't seen this one in so long I'm gonna throw it in the DVD player right now)

Another good one with the same leading man -

Girl: "Mommy, what was that?
Woman: "That was.....an electric ear cleaner."
Girl: "It was kinda big."
Old Lady: "It sure was!"

Diamonds Are Forever

Another of my favorites:

"I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? Harry. Yeah, Harry. But can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you. I'm not arguing that with you, Harry! Harry, Harry. Yeah, Harry, but can he do the job? I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you. Harry, I am not arguing that with you! Who said that? I didn't say that. If I said that, I would have been wrong. Maybe. Maybe. I'm not arguing that with you! Yeah, Harry, I know he can get the job. But can he do the job? I'm not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! I am not arguing that with you! Who told you that? No! I told you that! Me! What? Maybe. Maybe, maybe. Maybe!"

Little Shop of Horrors?

Rain Man. Just watched this yesterday.

2010

Nobody? Let's try an easy one from the same scene.

"Counselor? Counselor! Is that you? Counselor! Come out, come out wherever you are!"

Contact. Haven't seen that one in a while.

That's one of those movies that, when you're channel surfing and you run across it, you're like "what the hell is this??" and you have to watch the rest of it because it's so bizarre. And then whenever you run across it in the future you have to watch it because you remember how bizarre it was the first time.

Let's see who's seen this one:

"My quest began with a riddle. 'In a thousand years, ____ was destroyed. A thousand years ago, ____ will be saved and what can't be avoided will be."

"Never before in the history of this country has a man survived three attempts to execute him. First time was the gas chamber, but Dave breathed in the cyanide like it was pure, pollution-free mountain air. The second attempt by the state to have Dave meet his maker was by hanging, but when Dave dropped - you guessed it - the rope broke. Then it was the firing squad when, inexplicably, not one single bullet even scratched Dave."

Sergeant: "It would mean a lot to me, sir, if you'd check him out."

Colonel: "Come on, Sergeant! For Chrissakes get him out of here!"

Sergeant: "Would you look at him please, sir? Right now. Or I'll blow your fuckin' head off. Right now."

Colonel: "I can give him a quick examination if you like."

Sergeant: "Thank you very much, sir."

Glengarry Glen Ross?

You're off by over thirty years.

Can't Buy Me Love. I don't think I've seen this since the 90's.

"Wait a minute! Why don't they just mix the mayonnaise with the tuna in the can....hold the phone!! Why don't they just feed the tuna fish mayonnaise! Call Starkist!"

Split. Crazy movie that I liked more than expected. He played the same character in Glass, the sequel to Unbreakable.

Woman: "Who said you could talk to me? Have I got something on my face, soldier?"
Man: "You did. You did. Tomorrow, at the beach. Tomorrow, at the beach, we meet. You said to find you when I wake up."

"I haven't seen my analyst in 200 years. He was a strict Freudian. If I'd been going all this time, I'd probably almost be cured by now."

Man: "Nichols! You see? Nickels! You can always remember my name, just think of Joey Five Cents! That’s me! Joey Five Cents!"
Boy: "What an asshole."

I didn't know that Colonel Sink in "Band of Brothers" was the same man that Elliott Gould played in ABTF.

EDIT: that image above is incorrect. Gould didn't play Sink in ABTF, he played a Colonel Stout.

"Hey! Tattoo! You see this here? That there's a wedding ring. That means we're married! She's mine, okay?

Applause to whoever has seen and can guess this one:

"Nine killed her, nine shall die! Eight have died, soon to be nine. Nine eternities in doom!"

"The chain in those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you're lucky, you could hack through your ankle in five minutes."

"The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head."

"I'm Frank T.J. Mackey, a master of the muffin and author of the Seduce and Destroy system now available to you on video and audio cassette."

"You dropped your books, fuckface."

I don't even remember the rest of the movie, but that home-schooled kid segment has me in tears when I watch it.

Uncle Buck. One of my all-time favorites.

"I've never seen that before. I've never seen anybody drive their trash to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that before."

"Tell me, mum, when your little girl is on the slab, where will it tickle you?"

"Serrano's got the disks!"

Man 1: "I guess you can dere-lick my balls, capitan."
Man 2: "I can dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much."

"It was my command and I was in charge. When I knelt next to Charlie, I tried to find some justification. But honor.....honor doesn't count for shit when you're looking at a dead little boy. You don't think of the book of remembrance or bugles or flags or twenty-one-gun salutes. All you can think of is what a neat little kid he was... and how you're gonna miss him."

Technically, yes, but it wasn't Tom Cruise that said it.

Days of Thunder

"It's the boogers that freak me out. You can get hepatitis from the fresh ones."

Whenever I watch this movie, I'm twelve years old again:

"I drive my first car at nine. I overhaul my first transmission at ten. At thirteen I turn the quarter mile in under 12 seconds....and I wait until now to get laid?"

"Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck."

Let's see if anyone remembers these from when you were a kid. Different movies, same lead actor.

"I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance."

"Henry, am I the widow of a man or the wife of a fish?"

The Legend of Billie Jean?

But I bet he didn't preface it with "mom".

"My heart has joined the Thousand, for my friend stopped running today."

Wudie....da wabbit....da winner.

Meatballs

"How about Jimmy? You know Jimmy the driver? Or Cardiff Giant, maybe you should check that, Cardiff Giant? You ever deal with him before? Have you ever dealt with my people before? You know Jimmy the driver, you familiar with him, or Cardiff Giant? We're with the Cardiff Giant account."

Man 1: "We can still make it if we hurry! Schnell, schnell!"
Man 2: "Yes sir?"
Man 1: "I wasn't talking to you, Schnell, I was staying 'faster' to him in German."
Man 2: "I understand."
Man 1: "One minute to midnight! Schnell!"
Man 2: "Yes sir?"
Man 1: "Uh....look. English! We speak only English from now on, no more German."
Man 2: "Yes sir."
Man 1: "We'll never make it. Quicker, quicker!"
Man 3: "Yes sir?"
Man 1: "Not you, Qvicker!"

Red....something.....dammit.......Crimson Tide.

"I saw Bigfoot once. 1951, back in Sequoia National Park. Had a foot on him thirty-seven inches heel to toe. It made a sound I would not want to hear twice in my life."

Yup!

"What makes you think something's wrong? You open with Richard the 3rd in front of all the New York critics tomorrow night with a chartreuse hump on your back. You play Richard with a crippled, paralytic hand and pink polish on your nails."

One of my favorite movies:

Woman: "How we doin', Angel Pie? We gonna have a little dessert when we finish up our hot dog?"
Girl: "I don't know."
Woman: "What do you say, Daddy? Why don't we give Precious a little dessert if she eats her dog?"
Man: "Her name...ain't...Precious."

Right Germans, wrong movie.

Very good!

"I've come here for the Mark to.....I've come here for the Mark to see me. I.....I've been punished for trying to leave the warren. The Council were merciful.....The Council were merciful."

The Gauntlet

Agreed, the terror in Blackavar's voice was palpable. I've seen WD so many times I can't count. And a beautiful soundtrack too.

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwing out a perfectly good white boy like that.
Better Off Dead

"The gun had blanks, the knife, a retractable blade. Hardly original, but effective enough, I think you'll agree. I'm told you are a graduate student. Brilliant, yes? You're a historian, and I am part of history. I should have thought you would have found me interesting. Frankly, I am disappointed in your silence."

The Warriors

Platoon

Man 1: "What movie could be worth driving 260 miles round trip for?"

Man 2: "It's a new film called Revenge of the Nerds. It's about a group of nerd college students who are being picked on all the time by the jocks. So they decide to take revenge."

Man 1: "So what you're saying is, you identify with those nerds."

Man 2: "Yes. I consider myself a nerd. And this movie has uplifted me. There's this one scene, where a nerd grabs the microphone during a pep rally and announces that he is a nerd and that he is proud of it and stands up for the rights of other nerds."

No takers? Probably not a widely known movie. Here's a giveaway quote:

"Then in the '70s, I noticed that a third Harvey Pekar was listed in the phone book. Now this filled me with curiosity. How can there be three people with such an unusual name in the world, let alone in one city?"

Possibly the best movie quote ever. Apologies to those easily offended.

Woman: "Don't say penis in this house!"
Man: "Penis! Penis! Big fucking erect penis, Mom!"

Nope, you're in the weeds. Not a comedy.

Very good!

Good Morning Vietnam?

Blues Brothers

Man 1: I wonder where that fish has gone.
Man 2: You did love it so. You looked after it like a son.
Man 1: And it went wherever I did go.
Man 2: Is it in the cupboard? Wouldn't you like to know. It was a lovely little fish.
Man 1: And it went wherever I did go.
Man 2: Where can that fish be? It is a most elusive fish.
Man 1: And it went wherever I did go.
Man 2: Ooooh, fishey, fishey, fishey, fish.
Man 1: A fish, a fish, a fish, a fishey, ooooh.
Man 2: Ooooooooh, fishey, fishey, fishey, fish.
Man 1: And it went wherever I did go.