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Enough of the gimmes...
"Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy"
Might be easy for someone.
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Quoted from jibmums:"I had a dream, a dream for guess who, Lydia.
It wasn't for her, Lydia. It's only for you, yes, Lydia.
Some people can get their kicks, watching Koppel and late night flicks,
That's okay for some people who don't own VCR's.
But Lydia, you've won the grand prize, just think of it,
All the movies, you'll watch 'em free now! Dramas, westerns, comedies, wow!
Video Spot has the best selection, if you like porno we're your connection.
And everything's coming up videos, everything's coming up videos, this time,
Freeeeee, for you, Lydia, for freeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
No takers? Quote wasn't long enough for you? Here's another:
"I had this dream, Jack. I was married. I was married to this beautiful woman. And you were there too. I really miss her, Jack. Is that okay? Can I miss her now?"
Quoted from LTG:"Herr general that machine is a death trap".
LTG : )
I know this is probably wrong, but it sounds like something George Peppard would have said in The Blue Max.
Quoted from jibmums:I know this is probably wrong, but it sounds like something George Peppard would have said in The Blue Max.
Close enough. It was the pilot who took the monoplane up first, before George Peppard took it up.
LTG : )
Quoted from mbeardsley:The Emperor to Lord Vader in "The Empire Strikes Back"
Gotta throw an easy one in there everysooften
Woman: "How do you write women so well?"
Man: "I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability."
Quoted from chad:Woman You look good enough to eat.
- Guy I hope so! Listen, you want me to tie you up, or you want to tie me up?
Woman Oh, I'll tie you up.
- Guy All right, tie me up.
- woman #2 Hey, you do that pretty good. What is this, dog style?
- man 2 : No ma'am, hog.”
This was from a great little movie called Motel Hell.
Quoted from jibmums:No takers? Quote wasn't long enough for you? Here's another:
"I had this dream, Jack. I was married. I was married to this beautiful woman. And you were there too. I really miss her, Jack. Is that okay? Can I miss her now?"
Last quote from same movie:
"We want to find a funny, upbeat way of bringing the issue of homelessness to television. So, we've got three wacky homeless characters. But they're wise. They're wacky and they're wise."
Narrator: This was the story of Howard Beale: The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings.
Quoted from undrdog:Narrator: This was the story of Howard Beale: The first known instance of a man who was killed because he had lousy ratings.
Network
Quoted from Atari_Daze:man 1: They call him the Sand Spider.
man 2: Why?
man 1: Probably because it sounds scary.
True Lies
I can give her a lavish home. Warm blankets, wrapped candies. Can you say the same, Albert? Can you give Louise wrapped candies?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:I can give her a lavish home. Warm blankets, wrapped candies. Can you say the same, Albert? Can you give Louise wrapped candies?
A million ways to die in the west.
One of my favorites
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man 1: I'd like a Coca-Cola.
Barkeep: Coke?
Man 1: In a clean glass.
The Right Stuff
Quoted from Atari_Daze:But most of all what I resent, is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three-dollar-and-seventy-nine-cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your GODDAMN FRAGILE SENSIBILITIES! Does it?
G I Jane
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy
THX 1138
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Advil, Midol, come quickly!
Hot Shots Part Deaux
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man yelling, you know the best thing about pain?
It let's you know your not dead!
G I Jane AGAIN, damn.
I should have gotten the one from The Right Stuff...
I have a friend who was a Naval Aviator. ("They say they're better than Pilots...[retching sound]")
Quoted from mbeardsley:I should have gotten the one from The Right Stuff...
I quote that specific line frequently.
Quoted from undrdog:He tasks me, and I shall have him.
Star Trek: Wrath of Khan
"Last call for drinks, bar's closing down. Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night. Tired baby....tired...."
Quoted from jibmums:"Last call for drinks, bar's closing down. Sun's out, where are we going for breakfast? Don't wanna go far. Rough night. Tired baby....tired...."
from dusk til dawn?
Quoted from Atari_Daze:man 1: why do my eyes hurt?
Man 2: You've never used them before.
The Matrix
Quoted from JohnnyPinball007:from dusk til dawn?
Nope. Another, same movie:
"You ain’t a lawyer no more, Dave. You’re a gangster now. You’re on the other side. Whole new ball game. You can’t learn about it at school, and you can’t have a late start."
Quoted from Atari_Daze:That's a gig for Bean.
The only movie I remember anyone using the word "gig" like that had Charlie Sheen and Martin Sheen in the army. Ah, what the hell was it called...................Cadence?
Quoted from jibmums:was it called...................Cadence
Quoted from chad:Not much to do when you are locked in a vacancy.
Another one
"We're all pretty bizarre"
Quoted from chad:"We're all pretty bizarre"
..and with that, I think we've reached the end of this thread. 
Quoted from chad:Another one
"We're all pretty bizarre"
This was from The Breakfast Club.
Quoted from LTG:Splash the zeros I say again splash the zeros.
LTG : )
The Final Countdown
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Tonight at the pit everyone gets laid.
PCU
Off subject as far as quotes, but my 77 year old Mom is having bad problems with short term memory loss, and a while back me and my girlfriend watched 50 First Dates, and I told my girlfriend my Mom has to see this.
Mom loved that movie so much, and still thanks me.
If you have a loved one with a memory loss problem, share that movie with them. 50 First Dates.
Man 1: Hey hey hey, I got one!
Man 2: what kind is it hustler?
Man 1: it's the kind that blows up, how the hell would I know what kind it is.
Man: I have a headache
boy: it's probably a tumor
Man: it's not a tumor
boy: everyone dies you know!
Quoted from Atari_Daze:Man: I have a headache
boy: it's probably a tumor
Man: it's not a tumor
boy: everyone dies you know!
Kindergarten Cop (we are always using the "It's not a tumor" line)
Quoted from bssbllr:I see dead people!
Sixth Sense
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